if you awake you a fake

its bedtime bitch

[micdotcom]

Another white rape case ends without jail time

David Becker, 18, allegedly sexually assaulted two women while they were asleep. He was charged with two counts of rape and one count of indecent assault and battery, he will receive just two years of probation. And if he doesn’t violate probation — the long term consequences will be even more lenient.

[werewolfmonkie]

How to spot a SJW

-Uses yikes a lot

-says shit like “Down with Cis” and “Kill all men” uunironically

-says they are a proud cisphobe/hetphobe

-reblogs from Micdotcom

-url is often (insert mental illness or personality disorder here)-(insert character here)

-Thinks you can’t be racist to white people

-Thinks misandry is cool

-constantly pulls the “i’m literally a minor uwu” excuse

Feel free to add more

[dlubes]

tag yourself I’m the racism to white people and the proud hetphobe

[mtndew-doritos]

I’m Yikes™

[werewolfmonkie]

I KNEW I FORGOT ONE

-takes posts that don’t agree with their hivemind and adds shit like “Tag yourself im x”

[rvrsrvng]

i’m the hivemind

[werewolfmonkie]

Can all you sjw’s please fuck off and keep your greasy mitts to yourselves please?

[dlubes]

tag yourselves I’m the greasy mitts

[markovnikoving]

i love to oppress white people

[refinery29]

More French towns are banning the Burkini in a show of how hypocritical Islamophobia has really gotten

[illkim]

[namelesswarning]

So I looked up a mini golf place nearby and I guess they’re only open for 30 minutes in the dead of night on Thursdays only.

[lagonegirl]

Of course you don’t. Free college might hinder the school-to-prison pipeline your  prison owning donors depend on

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆

[fonzworthcutlass]

welp;

[holyromanhomo]

Actual quote, in context:

“I believe that we should make community college free. We should have debt-free college if you got to a public college or university. You should not have to borrow a dime to pay tuition… I disagree with free college for everybody. I don’t think taxpayers should be paying to send Donald Trump’s kids to college.“ [video link]

Don’t spread misinformation just to fit a narrative, Clinton is advocating for there to be a cap on who gets free college so that the government doesn’t have to subsidize the education of people with enough disposable income to pay for it themselves. The plan she’s proposing would have a better chance of being passed, is more cost-effective, and still opens up higher education to low-income individuals who previously couldn’t afford it. 

[freshcatpuke-deactivated2016090]

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[the-mighty-sage-equal-deactivat]

[dinuguan]

[markovnikoving]

long story short, due to a series of unfortunate events i cant use this blog anymore except on my old phone that only works on wifi so if you know me irl or want to keep seeing that Premium Markovnikoving Content follow me @humiliatingfart and you can blame @deadlyseriousmurder for that username RIP in piece, markovnikoving

[fuks]

[sobeitjayt]

When you tryna flirt with somebody but they not catching on 

[my-inner-mystery]

When you tryna curve someone and they not catching on

[digg]

[fuckyeahdialectics]

Participatory democracy begins at home. If you are planning to implement your politics, there are certain things to remember. 1. He is feeling it more than you. He’s losing some leisure and you’re gaining it. The measure of your oppression is his resistance. 2. A great many American men are not accustomed to doing monotonous, repetitive work which never issues in any lasting, let alone important, achievement. This is why they would rather repair a cabinet than wash dishes. If human endeavors are like a pyramid with man’s highest achievements at the top, then keeping oneself alive is at the bottom. Men have always had servants (us) to take care of this bottom stratum of life while they have confined their efforts to the rarefied upper regions. It is thus ironic when they ask of women-Where are your great painters, statesmen, etc.? Mme. Matisse ran a military shop so he could paint. Mrs. Martin Luther King kept his house and raised his babies. 3. It is a traumatizing experience for someone who has always thought of himself as being against any oppression or exploitation of one human being by another to realize that in his daily life he has been accepting and implementing (and benefiting from) this exploitation; that his rationalization is little different from that of the racist who says, “Black people don’ t feel pain’ (women don’t mind doing the shitwork); and that the oldest form of oppression in history has been the oppression of 50 percent of the population by the other 50 percent. 4. Arm yourself with some knowledge of the psychology of oppressed peoples everywhere, and a few facts about the animal kingdom. I admit playing top wolf or who runs the gorillas is silly but as a last resort men bring it up all the time. Talk about bees. If you feel really hostile bring up the sex life of spiders. They have sex. She bites off his head. The psychology of oppressed peoples is not silly. Jews, immigrants, black men and all women have employed the same psychological mechanisms to survive’ admiring the oppressor, glorifying the oppressor, wanting to be like the oppressor, wanting the oppressor to like them, mostly because the oppressor held all the power. 5. In a sense, all men everywhere are slightly schizoid-divorced from the reality of maintaining life. This makes it easier for them to play games with it. It is almost a cliché that women feel greater grief at sending a son off to a war or losing him to that war because they bore him, suckled him, and raised him. The men who foment those wars did none of those things and have a more superficial estimate of the worth of human life. One hour a day is a low estimate of the amount of time one has to spend “keeping” oneself. By foisting this off on others, man has seven hours a week-one working day more to play with his mind and not his human needs. Over the course of generations it is easy to see whence evolved the horrifying abstractions of modern life. 6. With the death of each form of oppression, life changes and new forms evolve. English aristocrats at the turn of the century were horrified at the idea of enfranchising working men-were sure that it signaled the death of civilization and a return to barbarism. Some working men were even deceived by this line. Similarly with the minimum wage, abolition of slavery, and female suffrage. Life changes but it goes on. Don’t fall for any line about the death of everything if men take a turn at the dishes. They will imply that you are holding back the revolution (their revolution). But you are advancing it (your revolution). 7. Keep checking up. Periodically consider who’s actually doing the jobs. These things have a way of backsliding so that a year later once again the woman is doing everything. After a year make a list of jobs the man has rarely if ever done. You will find cleaning pots, toilets, refrigerators and ovens high on the list. Use time sheets if necessary. He will accuse you of being petty. He is above that sort of thing (housework). Bear in mind what the worst jobs are, namely the ones that have to be done every day or several times a day. Also the ones that are dirty-it’s more pleasant to pick up books, newspapers, etc., than to wash dishes. Alternate the bad jobs. It’s the daily grind that gets you down. Also make sure that you don’ t have the responsibility for the housework with occasional help from him. “I’ll cook dinner for you tonight” implies it’s really your job and isn’t he a nice guy to do some of it for you. 8. Most men had a rich and rewarding bachelor life during which they did not starve or become encrusted with crud or buried under the liner. There is a taboo that says women mustn’ t strain themselves in the presence of men-we haul around 50 pounds of groceries if we have to but aren’t allowed to open a jar if there is someone around to do it for us. The reverse side of the coin is that men aren’t supposed to be able to take care of themselves without a woman. Both are excuses for making women do the housework. 9. Beware of the double whammy. He won’t do the little things he always did because you’re now a “Liberated Woman,” right? Of course he won’t do anything else either…. I was just finishing this when my husband came in and asked what I was doing. Writing a paper on housework. Housework? he said. Housework? Oh my god how trivial can you get? A paper on housework.

The Politics of Housework, Pat Mainardi, Redstockings, 1970 (via leftclausewitz)

[queenriver-deactivated20200113]

fun fact: if you text a landline, it’ll call the landline in a robot voice and read the text

less fun: our intern was locked out this morning and didn’t realize the number she had for the other assistant was a landline so she texted it because she was locked out so at 9:30 this morning our phone rang with a robot voice loudly saying PLEASE LET ME IN before hanging up

[land-of-propaganda]

#BlackLivesMatter

Eric Frein, known cop killer who was armed at the time, was safety apprehended recently. While these five young men were shot within minutes.

(10/31)

[almaza-deactivated20160914]

if you’re a man, i’m not interested in hearing your critiques on how superficial and obsessed women are with beauty. discuss instead how patriarchy created a society that resulted in women placing their entire self-worth on their appearances and how you, as a man, can change a culture that produces that. 

[weloveshortvideos]

This dog sucks at fetch