Marlene McKinnon

Twenty. Quintessential tough girl. Don't mess with the 'puff.

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I'm afraid of the dark... Will you sleep with me tonight?

I can't say I'm not afraid of it either. I don't think we'd provide much comfort to one another.

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You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Depends. Do you have chest hair?

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So is anyone here even slightly entertaining?

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misscarrowbyday:

Cause to be honest with you, I am incredibly bored right now.

I wasn't aware the purpose of our existence was to provide you with entertainment. 

Whine elsewhere.

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It's snivellus snape, of course.

Ah. I see what you did there. 

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you slept with caradoc after he and dorcas got together. cheater.

FOR THE LAST TIME. NO!

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what do you get if you throw grease, something you personally find revoltingly pathetic, and a slimy snake all in a cauldron to brew?

Do tell. I'm curious.

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looks like you waited too long to tell gideon you fancy him.

What on earth is that supposed to mean?

And I don't fancy Gideon. Who are you?

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you slept with caradoc after he and dorcas got together. cheater.

I slept with Caradoc before he and Dorcas ever got together. I found out about their relationship the night of Evan's birthday. Nothing has happened since, nor will it. I'm not sure why I'm taking most of the blame for this.

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will you tuck me in?

Depends on how old you are?

Barty?

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are you pregnant with goblin babies?

I never slept with a goblin, so I'm not sure how I could conceive goblin babies...

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now that caradoc is gone, who you gonna fuck?

You're next on my list. Come over tonight. 8 pm. Don't be late. I get vicious.

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do you eat a goblin a day for breakfast?

I don't typically eat breakfast and, if I did, it wouldn't be a goblin. Is that a new gourmet trend?

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how many goblins do you have up your skirt?

None, unfortunately.

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did you sleep with caradoc out of loyalty to your fellow badgers?

My reasons behind sleeping with honey badger are none of your concern. Jealous you didn't have a taste?