hello, megan!

hi! i'm m'gann m'orzz, of mars. but you can call me miss martian! i've been on earth for a few months now, with my uncle j'onn and the team. ooh, i've got to go before my cookies burn, but i'll be around if you need me!

[martianmgann]

Okay, okay. That’s totally fine.

I’m sure Wally would love some snickerdoodles. 

[birdboywonder-blog-blog]

(heartbroken) Megaaaaan…. (lip wobble)

[martianmgann]

(casually) Yes?

[birdboywonder-blog-blog]

…Perfect for the snickerdoodles you are going to bake for Robin? (smiles widely)

[martianmgann]

Only if you take part in a puppet show while they bake. 

[birdboywonder-blog-blog]

No, Megs, c’mon. That’s not dignified. 

[martianmgann]

Okay, okay. That's totally fine.

I'm sure Wally would love some snickerdoodles. 

[martianmgann]

theastermaster replied to your post: Sooooo Megs. I dunno if you need them, strictly speaking, but I found these oven mitts that double as hand puppets on Amazon… would you like me to buy them? For you. As a gift. Between friends.

One business week.

Perfect.

[birdboywonder-blog-blog]

…Perfect for the snickerdoodles you are going to bake for Robin? (smiles widely)

[martianmgann]

Only if you take part in a puppet show while they bake. 

[martianmgann]

Could you grow a tail and live with that for the rest of your life?

In theory. 

[martianmgann]

notanarrow replied to your post: notanarrow replied to your post: Hey M’gann, how...

STOP IT

Shh! I'm calculating! 

[martianmgann]

notanarrow replied to your post: (hollering) M'gann, there's a documentary about moose mating rituals on TV; you in?

(groans loudly) Fine!

Great! I'll order the pizza, you put on the popcorn. 

[martianmgann]

notanarrow replied to your post: Hey M'gann, how many arms can you grow?

M’gann, he’s hostile and perverted; do not engage.

I'd say at least 15... 20 if they were bony.... 

[martianmgann]

theastermaster replied to your post: Sooooo Megs. I dunno if you need them, strictly speaking, but I found these oven mitts that double as hand puppets on Amazon... would you like me to buy them? For you. As a gift. Between friends.

One business week.

Perfect.

[martianmgann]

Hey M'gann, how many arms can you grow?

I've never exactly... tested the limit.

...

why? 

[martianmgann]

(hollering) M'gann, there's a documentary about moose mating rituals on TV; you in?

(yells) Only if we can watch the Honey Boo Boo marathon that's on afterwards! 

[martianmgann]

Sooooo Megs. I dunno if you need them, strictly speaking, but I found these oven mitts that double as hand puppets on Amazon... would you like me to buy them? For you. As a gift. Between friends.

If you order them now how long will the shipping take?

[martianmgann]

Do YOU ever feel like a plastic bag?

Can’t say I do!

But if you do, I’d highly recommend you schedule a session with Black Canary. 

[suputoniku]

My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.

[martianmgann]

Visit Original Link

[artemis-crock]

hugs artemis crock and never lets her go

[notanarrow]

Ew, what.

[commissionersdaughter-blog]

omg this chick’s a weirdo

[martianmgann]

Aw, come on guys! I think she's sweet! <3

[martianmgann]

Favorite cookie?

Chocolate chip! 

[martianmgann]

If artemis was made of pie, what type of pie would it be and who's face would you throw her at?

…an apple pie? 

And I wouldn’t throw it (her?) at anyone. That’s a waste of pie!