martina

writer & fan

[cjlove2dream]

On The Road Again Tour

[ohemmoh]

more like UNcool room. ha ha ha ha ha ahshasbka

[pinmedownandtakemybreathaway]

[martinawrites]

Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.

Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.

Guy: Well...yeah.

Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

[teamrocketing]

the struggle not to roll my eyes at people when they talk

[umerr-deactivated20170526]

42-year old French Police officer Ahmed Merabet (a Muslim) sacrificed his life during the Paris attack protecting the people of a nation many of whose citizens equate his religious identity with terrorism.

[whitedad-deactivated20180114]

hmm i wonder why the news reports forgot to mention this

[harry-osporn-blog-deactivated20]

If you find someone that attempted suicide with pills, fill a glass of water with salt and force it into them. They will empty their stomach. Talk to them, keep them awake. If possible, make them walk using you as a crutch. This information can save lifes, so I thought I’d share.

[torplenugget]

Signal boost this guys! This could save someone’s life

[turnstilehardcore]

[rooneyymaraa]

[australiansanta]

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

[eycsclosed]

Awkward Lucas

[jenkemmag]

[lucas-is-mine]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[emmacharlottewatson]

"I’m a big believer in that, y’know, home is where the heart is. And my heart lies here in Britain.

[martinawrites]

how to stop time: kiss

how to travel in time: read

how to escape time: music

how to feel time: write

how to waste time: social media

[yascuteboys]

ouch.

[waifyu-deactivated20200615]

[flesh-prince-of-bel-air-blog]

stop men at all costs