[australiansanta]

i can hear my dad talking to the robot vacuum

[australiansanta]

genuinely the most recent episode of euphoria is some of the worst tv i’ve ever watched??? what the FUCK this show was so good season 1 and 2 and this season is absolutely fucked????

[writingraccoon]

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

[jakegyllenhaalsteeth]

hi mutual who’s cooler than me hi hi please don’t shoot me with a gun

[podcastwizard]

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

[importantcatpics]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[australiansanta]

you should be allowed to go home from work when you’re bored

[anarchopuppy]

straight up 'unforchin it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. my circumstants

[xalatath]

Tumblr banned porn to appeal to advertisers only to exclusively host ads for links you wouldn't touch even while wearing full PPE

[dogpuppy]

[fairycosmos]

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

[dogpuppy]

[inkuringu-blog]

[newbarktownalumni]

[swarnpert]

*right clicks on you*

[swarnpert]

*views your properties*

[gummiehell]

[beetlebongos]

Looks thru a glory hole n sees a lovely meadow

[deep-state-partisan]

Worry about it kitten

[graceebooks]

ok ♥️

fuck ♥️