~ if you want to view paradise

They say it isn't real. I say they're just not looking hard enough.

[martincleaver]

Psst... hey. Can you help me? How do you tell someone they're cute?

[martincleaver]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I don't know. How much?

[martincleaver]

Favorite songs?

I really like L'ours by Tricot Machine and A Whole New World right now. That last one is from Aladdin.

[martincleaver]

What do you look for in a significant other?

Black hair and brown eyes are nice. I like that. 

[martincleaver]

lemme put it in ur booty hole

What?

[martincleaver]

questions plz

[sage--fisher--1]

[she chuckles] No, Martin.

[martincleaver]

Are you sure about that? They can be everywhere, you know. [He glances around and lowers his voice:] There was a vampire around in middle school.

[sage--fisher--1]

Depends on where you are and what time of the day it is.

I’m Sage Fisher.

[martincleaver]

Are there vampires and stuff here?

I'm Martin Cleaver.

[aluen-entre-las-estrellas]

[sage--fisher--1]

You probably just over heard sex.

[martincleaver]

Oh... oh! That could be it. Weird. Does that happen a lot?

[reelowell]

I heard a voice last night. I Didn’t hear it for the longest time but here it was. There was absolutely no reason for it to be so maybe.. maybe there are some noises that can’t be explained, that are just there whether we like it or not, for no reason at all.

[martincleaver]

A voice? I didn't hear any voices. Maybe they were closer to your room? I'm sure there's an explanation for it. It could be aliens... or some kind of voodoo magic.

[sage--fisher--1]

What do you hear? I hear music and bumping and screaming occasionally.

[martincleaver]

There was some bumping and some kind of weird groany noises... I don't know. You hear screaming? Ew.

[drawmullac]

ooc

no read more, but I’ll keep it short!

I’m busybusy, but I’m here for a bit. basically: I have some convos waiting, but they’re like 4 days old so idk if you people are over them. maybe like this post or poke me if you still want a reply? yes?

[madsienna-blog]

They also keep people entertained, and that’s kind of what we all need in here. This place is rather boring, really.

[martincleaver]

I'd rather just watch Hercules again. Or Lord of the Rings.

[rollercoaster-ruka]

I don’t know but it wouldn’t shock me

[martincleaver]

Cool. Hey, do you know who we should call?

[rollercoaster-ruka]

Bhost Gusters?

[martincleaver]

Uh, no. The real deal. Obviously.

[rollercoaster-ruka]

I don’t know but it wouldn’t shock me

[martincleaver]

Cool. Hey, do you know who we should call?

[madsienna-blog]

Oh, it’s that As Above, So Below movie. It’s a horror that came out like three weeks ago or something. Have you seen it?

[martincleaver]

No, I don't like horror movies. They keep me up at night too.