NANI THE FUCK

So...this is my blog.

[bang]

reblog this and u will pass all ur classes, im jesus trust me

[stickydoona]

Not that hard to do, really. 

[ginmaart]

Tumblr giveaway time everyone! Please reblog to enter and to help me reach the whole fandom! 

must be following me to win! 

please have your ask box open so I can contact you if you win 3 winners chosen at random!

 Each winner will get a free double-sided cell charm of their choice and the matching postcard, reblogs only, likes don’t count!

There’s a separate give away on my instagram account too! You can enter both to raise your chances!

These little babies are for sale online here too!

[kurukurumaki-blog]

Hetalia World★Stars 2

I bought the new comic today I wanted to share some super cute & never before seen images! Like these full color cuties:

& this precious cinnamon roll of pure goodness

everyone’s favorite eyebrows (with his flying mint bunny)

italy dreaming~~

and last, these three cuties being studious

Sorry the quality isn’t too great (taken with my phone ^^;;) but I hope you enjoy anyway~

[cosmoconscious]

add up the things you’ve done and put the total in the tags.

1. had sex: $10.00   2. smoked: $3.00 3. got drunk: $7.00 4. went skinny dipping: $5.00 5. kissed someone of the opposite sex: $5.00 6. kissed someone of the same sex: $5.00 7. cheated on a test: $2.00 8. fell asleep in class $0.50 9. been expelled: $5.00 10. been in a fist fight: $10.00 11. given oral: $10.00 12. got oral: $10.00 13. prank called the cops: $3.00 14. stole something: $2.00 15. done drugs: $5.00 16. dyed your hair: $0.50 17. done something with someone older (like a few years): $3.00 18. went out with someone over 18 (if your under 18): $4.00 19. ate a whole thing of oreos: $0.50 20. cried yourself to sleep: $1.00 21. said you love someone but didnt mean it: $1.00 22. been in love: $4.00 23. got caught doing something that you shouldn’t have been doing: $1.00 24. went streaking: $4.00 25. got arrested: $5.00 26. made out with someone: $2.00 27. peed in the pool: $0.50 28. played spin the bottle: $1.00 29. done something you regret: $3.00

[quietfluffywolf-deactivated2019]

(via she-is-long-gone-deactivated201)

[martukilovedogs-blog]

#$2.50

[martukilovedogs-blog]

Video Game Trailer: Start by customizing your character.

Me: You have my attention.

[blowjcb-deactivated20221016]

so im at work and bagging for this lady and her little kid and the kids askin me about what its like being a big kid and all that so he goes “do you have a girlfriend? is she pretty?” and i live in a pretty liberal area and it was pretty quiet in the store so i just calmly responded “actually i have a boyfriend, but he’s fairly pretty” and the mom just kinda pauses on her phone and looks down at her son like please dont say anything bad please dont embarrass me but he just gets so fuckin excited and is like “you can do that ???? i didnt know boys were allowed to have boyfriends!!” and hes turns to his mom and is pulling at her phone trying to get her attention and is just really excited like “mom did you know that ? can i have a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend ??” and she just started laughing and was like “if you want sure” and they took their groceries and left and im just standing there like

DID THAT JUST HAPPEN

THAT WAS SO CUTE

[myownsparknow]

My favorite story of 2015

[senketsu-jutsu]

[martukilovedogs-blog]

torridgristle:

lillianjessica:

razzledazzy:

the—medium:

<sup> makes words go like thiiiiis.

<sub> makes them do thiiiiis.

<small> makes words go little. The more <small> you have the smaller the word.

Same thing applies with <big>.

<u> makes underlines.

Go here for Ｆｕｌｌ  Ｗｉｄｔｈ.

̛̰̖̲̰͑ͨ͒̌͑̍̿̈͘Z̨̜̲̥̯̮̭͍̳ͧͣ͋̊̋͗Ȁ̪̼̠͎͒ͨ́̚͘͢͞L̸͉̬̻͌̒͑̊̽͡Ğ̝̮̝̗̲ͧ͝Ȍ͍̪̪̖͕̟͈̝̰̆͋̾̀ is found here.

Go here if you want some uʍop əpısdn.

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Of course these are just basic things.  You can also look at the HTML button for the codes if youre not up for searching through Google for them.

The button is here:

you betray the secrets of the trade

for those who never learned

<code> makes your text monospaced, <pre> puts your text in a grey box

More unicode text is available with these tools.

This tool provides you with characters that match what you draw.

This tool lets you draw in monospace ASCII which you can then put in <code> on Tumblr.

This tool makes big-ass letters with text. Everything but the AOL fonts require monospace (<code>).

[thickneyspears-deactivated20150]

[stopharry]

how is screaming “I wanna suck your dick” to a band member you just met any different from someone catcalling you on the street

[hustlerclique-deactivated201505]

Read this Read it again and again

[touchyourblood]

Applies to actors, athletes, and other famous people as well.

[shanology]

Just because you’ve been fantasizing about them forever doesn’t mean that in their eyes, you’re anything more than a very creepy stranger sexually harassing them 

[sleepy-beee]

[fixyourwritinghabits]

FUCKING THIS

[jennlyons]

Oh god yes.

[dunflower]

isn’t it ironic how it’s frowned upon for teenage girls to be sexually confident yet everything they do is sexualized

[ninjachibi117]

LOUDER

[elbeeaz]

[noquitter-deactivated20231102]

this won’t get 1% of the women’s version of this post. 

the world we live in, and people in general don’t care about men. we are pretty much robots who aren’t allowed to show emotion. we’re taught from a young age that boys don’t cry. 

fact is women are sexualised, men are idealised. because men can’t be raped because they’re big and strong right? right? yea, pretty much the idiots view of living. 

[laurababora]

Not 1% of what women’s posts get? Check the notes We all think this is important Don’t undermine what we think

[unitedstatesofmeryl]

Yeah, as someone represented in this picture (that’s me! bottom left!), the idea that it’s a competition to get attention or that “no one cares about men” is way missing the point. Like a feminist woman started this project and empowered ME to speak up and participate and then she put it on a platform where people could gain awareness from it.

Excluding my dad, it has always been women who believed and protected me - and it was almost always the men who did not care.

[socialdepravity]

hi guys!

long story short: ever since presenting masculine 24/7, i am finding it impossible to get a job because i am transgender. now, i’m being kicked out of my house.

i have a donation bin up here where i offer rewards to those who pay $5+ and want the rewards.

please, this is not a joke. DONATE HERE TO HELP ME BEING KEPT FROM EVICTION, OR REBLOG IF YOU CANNOT

i really want to emphasize that you REBLOG IT IF YOU CANNOT DONATE. i am not a popular tumblr user, and all too often i see people will reblog giveaways or transition help ONLY of popular and attractive tumblr users. I AM ABOUT TO BE HOMELESS. even if you personally cannot donate, your reblog sends a message to several other people. please, please reblog and donate if possible.

thank you so much for reading and for your help!

!!DONATE HERE!!

[socialdepravity]

guys i’m not really getting any help, and no one’s reblogging this anymore. i don’t think you understand. I AM CLOSE TO HOMELESSNESS. we were given a 2-week extention but ONLY IF A LOT OF MONEY COMES IN.

please… i beg of you to help…

[totallytransparent]

[teenfuckingspirit]

Transparent Lipgloss Gif (lipgloss matches colour of your blog)

i swear i have reblogged this today like sooo many times, its so nice 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

i love this

god bless people with white backgrounds

[martukilovedogs-blog]

Most to Least Sexy

Leo/ Virgo

Taurus

Libra

Scorpio

Aries

Pisces

Capricorn

Gemini

Aquarius

Sagittarius

Cancer

[skippy-dies-deactivated20150401]

Some women sexualize men’s muscles the way some men sexualize women’s boobs.

[cuteandjewish]

SOMEONE SAID IT

[femme-couverte-deactivated20200]

Yes, but no one is telling to cover them up because it’s indecent

[im-moving-yo-blog]

LOCKED CHAINED AND FUCKING OWNED

[byeborg-deactivated20150314]

not only that but women do not shout things like “nice fuckin guns, ya fine piece of dick” and “I’d like to rub oil all over your muscled body” at men on the street soo

[my-nerdiverse-blog]

ya fine piece of dick

[martukilovedogs-blog]

You can think ‘’I want to touch that boobs/muscles/etc.’’, you can say it, but you CAN’T do it without the person’s permission.