it's about love, despite despite despite

uhhhh i post sometimes. have been on this hellsite for a long time. 26!, she/her, be nicies to me; if we're mutuals/you're 18+ feel free to dm for nsfw alt lol

[amazingdigitaljerker]

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

[galileosballs]

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

[bumblebeebats]

"Potassium cyanide. Arsenic trioxide. Polonium 210. Tetrachlorodibenzodioxin," I say, smugly and with full confidence, before downing the glass of wine my political rival insisted on pouring for me. Seconds later, she watches with a smirk as I collapse writhing to the ground, in the knowledge that I never could hit that "R" in "pinot noir" quite right

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[vergak]

[sandsvendor100]

There Are Many Rumors Going Around.............

[energyprison]

lately ive been really into loving, smiling, having fun with my friends, laughing, that sorta thing

[senatortedcruz]

[dykehimejoshi]

op must have been on years of isolation when she made this post 😂😂

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

[yaldabaothadeez]

(source)

[yaldabaothadeez]

The artist has drawn a lot more of her. Some highlights:

[yaldabaothadeez]

It continues:

[jame7t]

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

[slopgirlier]

[wosp-reactivated]

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[8syntheticanimal8]

[klapollo]

the mandela effect is so funny bc almost all of it can be boiled down to "you were a kid and memory is highly unreliable," "you assumed how a word was spelled based on how it sounded," or "you're confusing two different things"

[noelle-ism]

the mandela effect can be summarized as "you'd rather create an alternate universe where you're right than admit that you are wrong"

[princessfag]

First of all I knew it was a trap second of all I’m having fun under this bucket eating snacks