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[marvelmemes]

natasha: so what do you think

clint: *licks finger* it’s definitely cocaine

natasha: are you okay

clint: i can’t feel my tongue-

natasha: oh, god- what do you want me to do?!

clint: call the cops-

natasha: we ARE the cops

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clint: you don’t even care! what if i died?

natasha: you would have a funeral

clint: no, i mean, what would you do?

natasha: i would go to the funeral

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cashier: would you like to supersize that for ten dollars?

bucky: sure

cashier: oh- it’s actually three dollars

bucky: i woulda paid fifty

cashier:

bucky: and i’m not fucking around

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thor: i bet you i can eat all these fudge stripes

loki: thor, no

thor: *shoving them in his mouth* one

loki: thor

thor: *slightly muffled* two

loki: no

thor: *incomprehensible* freh

loki: oh no, thor

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mj: hey spiderman

peter: what- fuck

mj: YUP. i KNEW it! i knew you were spider-

peter: no, no- it sounded like you said “peter”. it just sounded-

mj: hey spiderman

peter: what- GOD

mj, pointing: HEY, IT’S HIM-

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peter, holding a large box: mr. stark, what would you say if one day i came home with, say, 4 kittens?

tony:

peter:

tony: kid, what’s in the box?

the box: *meows*

peter:

peter: i think you know

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starlord, buried in sand up to his neck: i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

drax: poseidon quivers before him!

starlord, staring into the horizon: FUCK OFF!

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gamora, taking a walk: hey, are you okay?

starlord, laying face-down in the dirt: uh, yeah, i’m fucking meditating, dude.

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*after civil war*

tony: hi, my name is tony stark

tony:

tony: i don’t need friends, they disappoint me

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tony: alexa, am i drunk?

tube of pringles:

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steve: do you remember this song?

steve: *plays the national anthem*

sam: …yeah?

steve, clutching a beer: don’t you ever forget it

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*after civil war*

tony: i eat cheerios because they’re heart healthy

tony: and my heart has been severely damaged

tony:

tony: so steve, if you’re out there-

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tony: hey have you guys seen ant man

rhodey: not for a while, why?

tony: he said he had an idea and shrank

rhodey: huh, i wonder what he-

thanos, screaming: aaaAAAAAAHHHGGGH

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steve: hey isis

steve: how bout you be nice-is

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thor: you’re a misogynist?

thor: well good luck

thor: mi-dodging-my-fists

thor: RAHHHHHHH

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steve: *mixing macaroni and cheese*

sam: that’s what good pussy sounds like

steve, alarmed: SAM

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steve: there is only one thing worse than a rapist

thor: a child

steve: no-