life is dumb and i want to sleep

too multifandom to handle

[loveridden1999]

[lakevida]

toddlers are walking across keyboards to send lies to me

[crawly]

The everest chronicles

[quiet-oracle]

[pidoop]

[ot3]

it sucks that brushing your teeth is such a miserably bad sensory experience and you just have to do it multiple times every day for the rest of your life. like don’t get me wrong i’m doing it. but i’m miserable and uncomfortable the whole time.

[b-isforbitch]

I need everyone to see this

[radioheadbf]

cats r like Omg what the hell is this foreign object *sniff sniff sniff* ahhh ... makes sense now

[ocean-time]

Alternate ending: *smack smack smack*

[cyle]

Meta is poised to suffer the largest one-day wipeout in corporate history. Its valuation slumped by nearly $220 billion when Wall Street ope

In its fourth-quarter earnings Wednesday, Meta said Facebook user numbers were down for the first time, as its metaverse business lost $10 b

[cyle]

nobody wants the metaverse

nobody wants to use facebook anymore

👏

[siyurikspakvariisis]

[heystephen]

you just know he was having flashbacks while typing that reply

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16

[cozy2000]

my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say "im not crazy. my father had me tested." like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia

[baboon-87]

this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king

[badjokesbyjeff]

Professor X asks a girl, “what is your mutant power?”

Girl replies: “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!”

She points up and says: “3 pulls”

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: “Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power…”

Girl: “Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics”

Professor X, still standing: “Oh my god”

[riokollivier]

*Breathes in*

JEFF!

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling

[dongboss]

you wouldn't get our bond

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

[shatterstar]

the thing I hate the most about the mcu besides all the atrocities is the fact that it means in the mainstream lexicon “marvel” = mcu and not marvel comics. Every time I see that post thats like “I love people who are surprised that there aren’t men kissing in marvel” I go but there Are men kissing in marvel. There Are. I can show you men kissing in marvel if you come down to my cellar

[gvq]

[scarlett-the-seachild]

think this has to be one of my favourite headlines of anything ever

[dingusmcdougall-deactivated2023]

The best thing about that article is that there gets to be a point where you’re like surely. Surely we can’t get sexier and less-martyr-y than this. And that point is about a 3rd of the way through the piece.

[english-history-trip]

For my own amusement, I have included some even sluttier Sebastians found in the most cursory of Google searches:

[roach-works]

terrible years really make you understand the point of a new year. i know nothing much will have changed between dec 31 and jan 1, but we need to be able to partition off everything that’s happened to us, we need a moment to say, ‘that’s done, we’re done with it, it’s over’ and have a little hope that the future will be different. we need to be able to stop and take a breath and sing, in the middle of winter, and prepare ourselves for spring.

[only-tiktoks]

[45percenterthen]

HATE when covid canonically exists within the tv universe. dont u know i'm using u for escapism