Apparently a cryptid

[marz-planet]

INTRO POST:

I just got the ✨motivation✨ to do this so I’ma finish it before it’s gone: speedrunning🏃🏽‍➡️

Name: Marz

(Full name: Marz Planet) (Nichardname: Marzipan) (Nickname: the person who helped Co-create Dianthus)

Pronouns: anything? All of them. Whatever you feel like. The ~vibes~

Interests currently:

Fandom:

EPIC the Musical

The Stormlight archives (on Oathbringer currently)

Cookie Run Kingdom

Welcome to Nightvale

Psycology in general

Spiderman [mostly into the spider-verse franchise(?) but-]

Stories from Styx

Dungeons and Dragons

Generation Loss

Helluva Boss

The Owl House

Pokemon (cards, and shows/movies)

Minecraft

Spontaneous World shifting

Spicy Mints

tbd

Hobbies (that doesn’t look like it’s spelled correctly..?):

art - painting, drawing, digital drawing, coloring(different from drawing)

crochet

Lego

I make chainmail now :D

making ✨personalized gifts✨

Music:

Madilyn Mei <-<-<-<-

Rio Romeo

Cranewives<-<-

Cavetown

Noahfince<-

Beetlebug<-

Ghost<-<-<-

Leanna Firestone

I Don’t Know How But They Found Me

Naethan Apollo<-<-

Lemon Demon<-

Set It Off<-

Bear Ghost <-<-<-<-

Milk In the Microwave<-<-<-

That Handsome Devil

Kimya Dawson <-<-

Not My Fandom (technically?) but will happily talk about:

OCS - PLEASE. I ADORE THE LITTLE DETAILS. GO TO MY DMS, DONT EVEN HAVE TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF, AND YOU DONT HAVE TO INTERACT AFTER, OR DO, FUN EITHER WAY

Houseplant Lore (My co-oc)

The SHOW (My cocococo-world)

My Little Pony I used to wonder what friendship could be~

Gravity Falls

Amphibia

Pokemon games

Percy Jackson

Kane Chronicles

most Glitch productions

SCP foundation

cooking

flower language

etc. (There’s more but the motivation is starting to decline)

I will post occasionally with art under #Houseplant lore for my co-oc 🪴Dianthus🩼and their world I made with @stormcloudsarepretty (existence’s best person with soup-like art). I will also occasionally share the inside thoughts in the void that is ✨tumblr✨. I have 4 cats, a dog, and I adore my mutuals. I hope everyone who even glanced at this has a lovely day, and if not, a better tomorrow.

[targetedknowledge]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[computervsworld]

not now frightening ghoul there's a fucking bounny

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[shattersaurus]

Hello everyone!

Last year I started designing a series of Coat of Arms, themed in the spirit of Pride Month and using different mythological creatures as heraldic animals. I now aim to turn these designs into wearable pins and will be running a Kickstarter in Julyto fund this endeavor!

In addition to these 5 designs I wish to be able to crowdfund enough to be able to also manufacture the following pins and identities:

I have found a very trustworthy local manufacturer, who has already shown the quality of their craftsmanship with the first batch of test pins I received, just look at the detail they were able to produce!

Since I try to support local manufacturers, which produce pins with fair wages and are more ethical than outside of Europe, the pins are more expensive to create than through the usual pipeline via Asia.

I therefore seek to crowdfund the expenses since they would be more than I can afford. If you are interested and look forward to support this little endeavor, please follow the link below to sign up for a mailing list. People who signed up on the email list and pledged during the campaign will receive an exclusive sticker set by the end of a successful launch consisting of the following designs:

SIGN UP ON OUR PRELAUNCH WAITING LIST TO GET THESE LITTLE GUYS FOR FREE

Our Kickstarter Prelaunch Page:

Coming soon: Coat of Pride: The Mythological Pride Enamel Pin Collection!

A collection of Pride themed Coat of Arms Enamel Pins. Rally your friends, choose your crest and celebrate with PRIDE.

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[beemovieerotica]

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

[mage8]

I LOVE NEW WORD !

[ask-steven-the-enderman]

*Pokes you*

*Enderman screech.*

[queerfemme]

the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

[queerfemme]

the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend

[q-is-a-letter]

I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman

[queerfemme]

[excalibelle]

the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter

[hiranyaksha-deactivated20220613]

I wanna add to this if it’s ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name “Chandra” itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having “moon-like faces,” with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like “Nilaa” (”moon” in Tamil) and “Indu” (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names! 

AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky. 

[fandomssaremysoul]

Reblog if you’re gay for the trans lesbian poly moon who supports all woman.

[everyoneisgayandtrans]

[terminallyautism]

tumblr is so amazing because someone can say “the moon is a poly trans lesbian” and then back it up with evidence

[lilaclupin]

In today's linguistics class we talked about metaphors, and we really want two of the ones we talked about to become conventionalised.

So first of all this one girl told us about a newer metaphor in Russian, "I have paws", which is something you say when you don't really want to do something, so you say you're incapable of doing it since you have paws instead of hands. Like, "hey, finish that report" "aw but I have paws :(" and I think that's adorable. It's like "I'm just a girl" but for animals.

We also had the task to invent a novel metaphor and have the others guess what it means, and the teacher really liked my "she's such a capybara" = "everyone loves her". Capybara energy is like golden retriever energy except you're chill about it. You're just vibing and everyone digs that.

Anyway I think these deserve to become more common in English

[lilaclupin]

VERY important addition oh my gosh,,,

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thyrell]

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

[june-egbert-official]

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly?? Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around. You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

[thyrell]

rice man approves

[shadowbrightshine]

SLAP

THAT

RICE

[marz-planet]

they strongly dislike one another, and it’s very fun

[audliminal]

Having short hair really is just

I get up. I walk into the bathroom. I glance in the mirror. My hair is posed in a brand new, never-before-seen array that defies the laws of physics.

[jellieblossoms]

OC INTRO!!!

(THIS LOVELY BEAUTIFUL ART WAS DONE BY MY FRIEND @marz-planet PLEASE SHOW THEM SOME LOVE THEY MAKE WONDERFUL THINGS)

This is my good omens oc Catherine Josephine Crowley Fell (or Cathy-Jo) ((or CJ))

She’s not fully developed yet but she’s the daughter of Asa and Anthony (post s3 finale) ((i liked it i’m sorry)), and is very very smart like both her dads but only in very niche subjects.

If i had to compare her to someone id say Elle Woods. Highly underestimated by her peers but incredibly smart.

Again she’s not very developed i just wanted to post the art that @marz-planet MADE WITH THEIR OWN TWO HANDS. I’ll add onto this post as her personality comes through.

and if you guys ask nicely i’ll write some fanfic maybe idkkkk🤭🤭

[marz-planet]

Yoooo I made that drawing :] She’s super cool

also tried experimenting with crosshatching, not sure how I like it, but very fun regardless

[marz-planet]

any new dianthus or oc drawings to show the world?

This is Ethan, they work at a plant store in the Dianthus universe.

[I can’t find the picrew again, help]

[cosmerelists]

Stormlight Characters Taking Bubble Baths

Bubble bath technology has arrived on Roshar!

1. Adolin

There are scented candles. The bath bomb he used turned the water lavender in both color and scent. He has a glass of wine. The lights are low. Adolin is so relaxed he feels that he is turning into liquid himself.

2. Sadeas

There are scented candles. The bath bomb he used turned the water orange in both color and scent. He has a glass of wine. The lights are low. Yet despite being so relaxed, Sadeas can't help but feel that something about this situation is...wrong.

3. Navani

With her hair pinned up and her glasses on, Navani is sitting in the warm, bubbly water and reading a book. She’s using a heating fabrial to keep the water warm, so it is technically research.

4. Dalinar

Dalinar always believed that a good, cold plunge was better than sitting idly in a bath. But... This heating fabrial of Navani's sure does make it feel luxurious... Is he turning into a bath guy?

5. Baby Gavinor

He has toy boats and is solemnly enacting a naval battle. Already one boat has been sunk to the depths. Gavinor splashes his fingers to represent the drowning sailors. Also there are bubbles. Gavinor doesn't seem to notice those, really.

6. Lift

As a child, Lift was always convinced that a bath monster would come out of the drain and eat her toes. This was because her mother would slide a hand under the water, grab her toes, and yell, "I'm the Bath Drain Monster!" while Lift shrieked with laughter. Now bubble baths make her a little sad.

7. Kaladin

The bathtub is too small for Kaladin. He is sitting with his knees up out of the water wondering if baths are supposed to be this boring.

8. Rock

The bathtub is too small for Rock. He’s used to it. He keeps splashing water over his chest and knees to keep them warm. “I’m the soup now,” he says to himself and chuckles. That joke never gets old.

9. Lopen

Lopen is giving himself a huge bubble hat and a huge bubble beard. Rua is losing his MIND laughing.

10. Jasnah

The water is hot, the bubbles luxurious. Jasnah is lying all the way down with her eyes closed. There is classical music playing. Pure luxury.

11. Elhokar

Elhokar once tried bathing in aerated yellow wine because it sounded luxurious. It was not luxurious. It was more sticky than anything else. Elhokar has been a little bit suspicious of baths since then.

12. Hoid

The whole rim of the bathtub is covered in rubber ducks that Hoid has collected on his many journeys. Hoid is telling them a story as he lounges in the bath. One of the ducks boos. Hoid sighs. Design loves to be a booing duck.

[robotslenderman]

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[judygemstone]

first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store