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haleyincarnate

Quote by Karen Salmansohn

yoosoy

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got in trouble for calling my step dad a slut :///

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niggazinmoscow

Pure creativeness and absolutely hilarious.

scaliepost-generator

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

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i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

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softwinegf

1) I grew up having to fish for love inbetween couch cussions and the laundry waste basket. I’ve never had enough to spare.

2) I was taught that the cup is half empty, not half full.

3) I never learned to let the scabs heal or to take my hands off the handle when it’s hot.

4) I always knew forever had an expiration date, and that lonliness is the only lover that would stay, like a bad toothache.

5) I grew up inviting bad habits to step on me and grow like ivy until i was more disaster than heartbeat.

6) It’s not my fault i was taught the hurt meant I was alive.

7) I’ve always liked the way bruises look on me.

8) I was taught to bleed long and hard until everything is covered in red and ink stains.

9) I never learned to want the good things.

10) You are soft, and I don’t know how to love gently.

-R.J // Reasons Not to Love Me

mcrauders

40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.

mcrauders

i keep getting messages from men over the age of 40 who were upset by this post and i’d like to sincerely thank them for proving my point so effortlessly.