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I’m Mason, She/Her. I reject YOUR reality, & make MY own. I’m a witch, a hippie, and a goth/emo/punk whatever. I am here to express what I normally can’t on other platforms, I’m not here for a relationship or to find someone, so I’m not interested. I’m here for the art and the chaos. MAJOR caffeine addict…it’s bad. ♐️

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I also just forget to say this because I’m just so used to doing it, I’m an ally, you are 10000000% safe, I’ve gotcha boo! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️

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"Against All Wars, Against All Governments, Against All Oppression"

Poster spotted in Lismore NSW

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"If they come for us in the morning, they will come for you in the night"

Sticker spotted in Seattle

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I turned on closed captions for the Swedish Chef and I just started weeping with laughter.

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These captions are peak Muppet and Jim Henson would be delighted.

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how can you post this and not link to the original on the official Muppets youtube

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He’s got his own language setting lol

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You ready for our 2026 Valentines?? The art is ready for ya 😍

This year's cards were designed by Philly artist April Finfrock. I'm completely obsessed with how these turned out.

As with everything on our shop, sales of these valentines support Skype a Scientist 😘

Order at SquidFacts.net! They'll ship the week of January 19th!

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Just gonna leave this (original artwork by yours truly 😊) here, I think we all know what inspired me to make it.

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"Fuck ICE"

Seen in Chicago, Illinois

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The Thirty Minute Trio

Something interesting about these three characters that I have never seen pointed out, ever, is that they all have one thing in common: they were all introduced at the thirty-minute mark in their respective films.

This is because Hercules (1997), Mulan (1998), and Tarzan (1999) are all coming of age stories, which have character arcs for Hercules, Mulan, and Tarzan to set up before they introduce their respective love interests. They are not fairy tales. Mulan is not a Disney Princess movie, it is a war movie. It is an adventure movie like Hercules and Tarzan. This is the real reason why Mulan should not be a Disney Princess at all. She should not be a Disney Princess for the same reason that Hercules and Tarzan are not Disney Princes: she isn't royalty in any way, and her story has no fairy tale tropes.

Furthermore, this is storytelling-supported proof that Shang was in love with Mulan when she was Ping. He was introduced when she was Ping, and she is Ping for most of the film. He was introduced at exactly the same time as Megara and Jane were in their own films. The audience reaction to his introduction on June 19, 1998, the day Mulan was released in theaters all over America, would not have been "Oh, that's Mulan's captain and trainer!"

Instead, it would have been, "Oh, who's that handsome fellow? I bet he's going to be Mulan's husband!" For the same reason that the audience reaction to Megara would have been, "She's going to be Hercules' wife," and the audience reaction to Jane would have been, "She's going to be Tarzan's wife."

Also, please keep in mind that in traditional Chinese adaptations of Mulan, Mulan's love interest and commanding officer were two separate characters. There was nothing stopping the filmmakers from making Mulan's trainer General Li, and having Shang only show up at the end to be Mulan's love interest after she stopped pretending to be a boy, just like every other Chinese adaptation up to that point.

But they did not. Because Shang showed up at the beginning, and was an important character throughout the film just like Megara and Jane were in their own films. And that alone means that yes, he was attracted to Ping, because he was there from beginning to end.