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text: One day the crabs will dance like they have never danced before.....

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god one day...
text: One day the crabs will dance like they have never danced before.....
we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough
Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.
"branson reese, whoever you are" put some respect on the smooth sharks one fear man's name
me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤
the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup
Fata Morgana
a superior mirage caused by warm air resting on patches of colder air in an atmospheric duct that acts like a refracting lens. Objects on the horizon could appear to be mirrored, distorted, or float. This form of mirage could be the reason for the Flying Dutchman Legend.
I did that job once.
What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union
i love how this is always showing up on my dash entirely free of the context that the ood’s response to this question is ‘the beast shall rise from the pit and make war against god’
Oh that’s just how it is in retail
Ollie has flopped himself over my leg in a rare daytime summer cuddle I repeat there is a category 9 cuddle event happening this is not a drill
"my great grandmother who survived 3 wars and raised 10 children by herself while working in a factory watching me go to therapy because my parents yelled at me" ok but your great grandmother was also miserable. maybe your great grandmother would be happy you try your best to not be miserable
It is amazing to me how many people in comics or shows discover a superhero's secret identity and then REVEAL it! Like???
If I found out my nice neighbor who helped me jumpstart my car at the god awful hour of 5am was Superman? NOBODY'S GETTING SHIT FROM ME I KNOW NOTHING!
a) bro can shoot lazer eyes
b) bro is minding his own business, I can do the same
c) The moment I start blabbing I get involved and I DO NOT want to be involved with the day to day life of a fuckin superhero. So I don't know shit, okay?
My lawyer's some vigilante. Sounds like a conflict of interest but what do I look like? A cop? My trash collector is a superhero? Anyway, thanks buddy, have a great one, say hi to the kids for me. I watched my waiter at McDonalds absolutely throw hands with a supervillain. That's crazy, anyway here's a 30% tip in cash. Good luck with those student loans.
Like I am not getting involved with ANYYYYY of that. Uh uh, no way, I don't see shit. I am just trying to make it to the end of the day without being kidnapped, held hostage, tortured, or interrogated and the best way to do that is keep. My. Damn. Mouth. Shut.
You are the TikToker who is like “I am not getting involved with los Espookys. And remember if you saw something - no you didn’t.”
pretty little baby
This is just racism/sexism.
Trump lost by a wider margin in 2020 than Harris did (around 5%, aka 3 times what Harris lost by)
Actually yknow what, I looked things up
(Winners percentage on the left, loser on the right)
2024, trump v Harris: 49.8 to 48.3, margin of 1.5
2020, Biden v trump: 51.3 to 46.8, margin of 4.5
2016, trump v HRC: 46.1 to 48.2, margin of -2.1
2012, Obama v romney: 51.1 to 47.2, margin of 3.9
2008, Obama v McCain: 52.9 to 47.1, margin of 5.8
2004, bush v Kerry: 50.7 to 48.3, margin of 2.4
2000, bush v Gore: 47.9 to 48.4, margin of -0.5
1996, Clinton v dole (+ perot): 49.2 to 40.7, margin of 8.5, thanks perot
1992, Clinton v bush (+ perot): 43 to 37.5, margin of 5.5, thanks perot
1988 bush v Dukakis: 53.4 to 44.7, margin of 8.7
1984, regan v Mondale: 58.8 to 40.6, margin of 18.2 (ouch)
1980, regan v Carter: 50.7 to 41, margin of 9.7
1976, Carter v Ford: 50.1 to 48, margin of 2.1
1972, nixon v McGovern: 60.7 to 37.5, margin of 23.2 (ouch)
1968, nixon v Humphrey (+ wallace): 43.4 to 42.7, margin of 0.7, fuck you wallace
Discounting the years where the loser still won the popular vote (2000, 2016) and thus the greater percentage of votes, Harris 24 is the closest loss margin since NINTEEN-SIXTY-EIGHT!!
But that was a year with a major 3rd party choice so let's keep going shall we?
1964, Johnson v Goldwater: 61.1 to 38.5, margin of 22.6
1960, Kennedy v nixon: 49.72 to 49.55, margin of 0.17
So discounting the years with sizable 3rd parties and years where candidates won without the popular vote, Harris had the smallest margin of defeat since 1960, where nixon lost by only 0.17%
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is giving this but in different font
A former programmer spoke up during a city council meeting in a small town in Ohio, making a well-articulated argument against data centers.
i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause
terry pratchett is the only person who actually knew how to use a pregnant pause
In 1985, the PMRC released its infamous “Filthy Fifteen” a list of 15 songs they claimed were the biggest offenders for sex, violence, drugs, alcohol, and the occult.
Shoutout to Sheena Easton for being filthier than W.A.S.P. singing "Fuck Like a Beast." (To be fair, Prince wrote that song... but he's one entry above her.)
I'm sorry, Dress You Up by Madonna is a filthy song?? Lord these people wouldn't survive 5 minutes of the 2010s-2020s.
I was thinking the same thing. "Caresses" and "kisses" were the most explicit bits. And if you didn't know what "She-Bop" was about, you wouldn't really know that it was "explicit." Because it wasn't.