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[massive-mxyzptlk]

This is a blog run by @kinky-sojaxx

Why hello there, pitiful mortals. If you’re reading this than you’ve discovered the humble blog of the amazing, all-powerful, gorgeous Mr Mxyzptlk. A fifth-dimensional being! Normally, I spend my days traveling the multiverse challenging different variations of Superman but I’ve recently become a bit of a foodie

While hiding from the League of Lois Lanes, I discovered a whole universe full of fatties and got hooked on their food. Not only did I love my new, lardy look but now I steal the tastiest morsels the multiverse has to offer. And mess with the occasional metahuman. Keep your eyes open. I might just pop into your universe, if I please.

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Rules:

1) This version of Mxyzptlk is based on the version from My Adventures with Superman. However, he also operates on the principle that every version of him in the multiverse is the same and this is just his newest look and voice.

2) Please be mindful and patient with me. I enjoy answering asks and roleplaying but I do have a life beyond this.

3) Be upfront with what kinks you want to include and don’t want.

4) I enjoy world building and story driven rp’s. Expect me to be thorough and detail oriented when it comes to plot.

5) Check the tags. It will help avoid confusion and let you know where version of a character I am playing.

6) Be polite

Kinks: weight gain, expansion, mutual gaining, slob/piggy messy play, fart/burp, lazy, exhausted/panting, sweat, squashing, face sitting

Optional: Extreme slob, scat, transformation, vore, multi.

Hard No’s: Racism, Sexism, Underage Characters, Abuse/Torture, Ableism, Homophobia/Transphobia

[massive-mxyzptlk]

Oh I heard that the amazons got a bit chunky after someone visit that island. But you what they say seeing is beilieving. How rude of me. You may call me Circe. Diana was it? Care for a snack I promise these won't turn you into a pig.

"Circe! Your name has travelled far and I know better than to trust you." Diana wasn't sure how the enchantress found her but wasn't about to let her meddle in the world of man. Hippolyta had imparted many stories of Circe to her growing up. She wasn't sure how she'd best the enchantress but she was going to try.

[multiversal-pig-outing]

Of course your mother will say that. I have you know I change. It's been years since any of that. Tho information doesn't really get to that island. So I really can't blame Hippolyta wisdom a bit outdated.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

“Enough! Speak your piece or begone.” Wonder Woman broke into a battle stance with two tubby arms raised. Nothing about her figure suggested she was fit for battle but the determination in her eyes said otherwise

[multiversal-pig-outing]

Relax girly. If I wanted to be a threat. I wouldn't be so open about it. I just wanted to see about the rumors about a amazon outside of there island. I have to say you didn't let down. Your mother properly massive compare to you. I'm I right?

[massive-mxyzptlk]

"No woman on Themyscira can rival her appetite or magnitude." Unlike Circe, Wonder Woman spoke of her queen's size with respect. No one except Diana but she made an effort to regulate her eating habits and maintain her mobility. "And just because you have not made your move does not mean I should lower my guard."

[multiversal-pig-outing]

Maybe I should visit the place to see how large the queen became. Always jumping to conclusions. But that be given with my old reputation. My offer of food still stands.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

Wonder Woman glared at Circe dug her heel into the pavement. Ready to attack if provoked any further. Her stomach growled but she wasn't about to accept any offer the Enchantress had. "Don't be fooled by their size. Themyscira is well-protected by warriors as mighty as me."

[multiversal-pig-outing]

No fun just like your mother. Look here i try it first to show you its not curse ok.*She said has she lifted a treat to her mouth and took a bite.* See perfect normal. And i'm not going to attack the place. I swaer on the river of stix on that.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

Diana wasn’t fully convinced but Circe had proven that the treats were harmless. She sheathed her sword and tentatively approach the witch. Accepting a treat and popping it in her mouth. To her amazement, it was delicious!

[multiversal-pig-outing]

See perfectly fine. Just pretty tasty. See nothing bad plan. Hope this at least get some benefit of the doupt now.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

“Hmm… very well.” Diana didn’t appreciate Circe’s condescending tone but was convinced she meant no harm. “Now that you’ve seen me in person, what will you do now?”

[multiversal-pig-outing]

well I thought I can show up ever now and then giving a treat. Tho you properly get annoyed with that. So givinga challenge to help with your training in fighting crime and such. Would be a good way to show I/m a change women and everything.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

“I am not a pet for you to domesticate.” Although a treat sounded good right now. As soon as this was over, she planned to grab some ice cream. “What sort of challenge did you have in mind?”

[multiversal-pig-outing]

And I wouldn't even think of such a thing. *She waved her hands in a fugal way. Very nonchalant about the whole thing.* Well i been thinking of starting something easy. Facing that villain you fought before snow whatever. I make a construct have you fight. It sure help you to come up with ways to better handle such a fow.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

Diana had been unable to find a decent sparring partner lately. If her weight was left unchecked, she’d be as big as her mother by the end of the year. “Fine. But it can’t be out in the open. I refuse to endanger innocents for the sake of my betterment.”

[massive-mxyzptlk]

I don't blame harley admiring ivy well rear. Only a fool would lie that they don't want to be in a similar scenerio.

“Right! It’s like watching the waves on the beach. Instead of water, it’s Ivy’s ass rippling whenever she takes a step. But she does have rules. No scaling her body to cop a feel, no drones or helicopters, and no creeps following her and shouting at her to sit on them.”

[massive-mxyzptlk]

Oh I heard that the amazons got a bit chunky after someone visit that island. But you what they say seeing is beilieving. How rude of me. You may call me Circe. Diana was it? Care for a snack I promise these won't turn you into a pig.

"Circe! Your name has travelled far and I know better than to trust you." Diana wasn't sure how the enchantress found her but wasn't about to let her meddle in the world of man. Hippolyta had imparted many stories of Circe to her growing up. She wasn't sure how she'd best the enchantress but she was going to try.

[multiversal-pig-outing]

Of course your mother will say that. I have you know I change. It's been years since any of that. Tho information doesn't really get to that island. So I really can't blame Hippolyta wisdom a bit outdated.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

“Enough! Speak your piece or begone.” Wonder Woman broke into a battle stance with two tubby arms raised. Nothing about her figure suggested she was fit for battle but the determination in her eyes said otherwise

[multiversal-pig-outing]

Relax girly. If I wanted to be a threat. I wouldn't be so open about it. I just wanted to see about the rumors about a amazon outside of there island. I have to say you didn't let down. Your mother properly massive compare to you. I'm I right?

[massive-mxyzptlk]

"No woman on Themyscira can rival her appetite or magnitude." Unlike Circe, Wonder Woman spoke of her queen's size with respect. No one except Diana but she made an effort to regulate her eating habits and maintain her mobility. "And just because you have not made your move does not mean I should lower my guard."

[multiversal-pig-outing]

Maybe I should visit the place to see how large the queen became. Always jumping to conclusions. But that be given with my old reputation. My offer of food still stands.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

Wonder Woman glared at Circe dug her heel into the pavement. Ready to attack if provoked any further. Her stomach growled but she wasn't about to accept any offer the Enchantress had. "Don't be fooled by their size. Themyscira is well-protected by warriors as mighty as me."

[multiversal-pig-outing]

No fun just like your mother. Look here i try it first to show you its not curse ok.*She said has she lifted a treat to her mouth and took a bite.* See perfect normal. And i'm not going to attack the place. I swaer on the river of stix on that.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

Diana wasn’t fully convinced but Circe had proven that the treats were harmless. She sheathed her sword and tentatively approach the witch. Accepting a treat and popping it in her mouth. To her amazement, it was delicious!

[multiversal-pig-outing]

See perfectly fine. Just pretty tasty. See nothing bad plan. Hope this at least get some benefit of the doupt now.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

“Hmm… very well.” Diana didn’t appreciate Circe’s condescending tone but was convinced she meant no harm. “Now that you’ve seen me in person, what will you do now?”

[multiversal-pig-outing]

well I thought I can show up ever now and then giving a treat. Tho you properly get annoyed with that. So givinga challenge to help with your training in fighting crime and such. Would be a good way to show I/m a change women and everything.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

“I am not a pet for you to domesticate.” Although a treat sounded good right now. As soon as this was over, she planned to grab some ice cream. “What sort of challenge did you have in mind?”

[massive-mxyzptlk]

“Oh don’t get me wrong, I am loving the sight of that sweet caboose swaying all around. The more the merrier I say. As for comparisons to Ivy, I can imagine that it’s pretty hard to feel big when you spend so much time with somebody the size of a building. Doesn’t change the fact that your butt is making those XXL shorts look like a thong.”

“You do realize Ivy practically made me judge, jury, and executioner, right?” Sneered Harley. “Meaning I can bash the head of any creep that makes unwanted remarks about my ass.” She gave said ass a pat and pretended not to notice it jiggle.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

Oh I heard that the amazons got a bit chunky after someone visit that island. But you what they say seeing is beilieving. How rude of me. You may call me Circe. Diana was it? Care for a snack I promise these won't turn you into a pig.

"Circe! Your name has travelled far and I know better than to trust you." Diana wasn't sure how the enchantress found her but wasn't about to let her meddle in the world of man. Hippolyta had imparted many stories of Circe to her growing up. She wasn't sure how she'd best the enchantress but she was going to try.

[multiversal-pig-outing]

Of course your mother will say that. I have you know I change. It's been years since any of that. Tho information doesn't really get to that island. So I really can't blame Hippolyta wisdom a bit outdated.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

“Enough! Speak your piece or begone.” Wonder Woman broke into a battle stance with two tubby arms raised. Nothing about her figure suggested she was fit for battle but the determination in her eyes said otherwise

[multiversal-pig-outing]

Relax girly. If I wanted to be a threat. I wouldn't be so open about it. I just wanted to see about the rumors about a amazon outside of there island. I have to say you didn't let down. Your mother properly massive compare to you. I'm I right?

[massive-mxyzptlk]

"No woman on Themyscira can rival her appetite or magnitude." Unlike Circe, Wonder Woman spoke of her queen's size with respect. No one except Diana but she made an effort to regulate her eating habits and maintain her mobility. "And just because you have not made your move does not mean I should lower my guard."

[multiversal-pig-outing]

Maybe I should visit the place to see how large the queen became. Always jumping to conclusions. But that be given with my old reputation. My offer of food still stands.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

Wonder Woman glared at Circe dug her heel into the pavement. Ready to attack if provoked any further. Her stomach growled but she wasn't about to accept any offer the Enchantress had. "Don't be fooled by their size. Themyscira is well-protected by warriors as mighty as me."

[multiversal-pig-outing]

No fun just like your mother. Look here i try it first to show you its not curse ok.*She said has she lifted a treat to her mouth and took a bite.* See perfect normal. And i'm not going to attack the place. I swaer on the river of stix on that.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

Diana wasn’t fully convinced but Circe had proven that the treats were harmless. She sheathed her sword and tentatively approach the witch. Accepting a treat and popping it in her mouth. To her amazement, it was delicious!

[multiversal-pig-outing]

See perfectly fine. Just pretty tasty. See nothing bad plan. Hope this at least get some benefit of the doupt now.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

“Hmm… very well.” Diana didn’t appreciate Circe’s condescending tone but was convinced she meant no harm. “Now that you’ve seen me in person, what will you do now?”

[massive-mxyzptlk]

If you don’t mind me saying Harley, those shorts are looking pretty tight on that tushy of yours. You aren’t worried about tearing the seat of your pants are you?

(I presume you’re asking Harley from Earth-7122)

“So what? A little junk in the trunk never hurt anyone. Besides, it’s hard ta keep track when your bestie is a giant hips as big as a road.”

[massive-mxyzptlk]

Oh I heard that the amazons got a bit chunky after someone visit that island. But you what they say seeing is beilieving. How rude of me. You may call me Circe. Diana was it? Care for a snack I promise these won't turn you into a pig.

"Circe! Your name has travelled far and I know better than to trust you." Diana wasn't sure how the enchantress found her but wasn't about to let her meddle in the world of man. Hippolyta had imparted many stories of Circe to her growing up. She wasn't sure how she'd best the enchantress but she was going to try.

[multiversal-pig-outing]

Of course your mother will say that. I have you know I change. It's been years since any of that. Tho information doesn't really get to that island. So I really can't blame Hippolyta wisdom a bit outdated.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

“Enough! Speak your piece or begone.” Wonder Woman broke into a battle stance with two tubby arms raised. Nothing about her figure suggested she was fit for battle but the determination in her eyes said otherwise

[multiversal-pig-outing]

Relax girly. If I wanted to be a threat. I wouldn't be so open about it. I just wanted to see about the rumors about a amazon outside of there island. I have to say you didn't let down. Your mother properly massive compare to you. I'm I right?

[massive-mxyzptlk]

"No woman on Themyscira can rival her appetite or magnitude." Unlike Circe, Wonder Woman spoke of her queen's size with respect. No one except Diana but she made an effort to regulate her eating habits and maintain her mobility. "And just because you have not made your move does not mean I should lower my guard."

[multiversal-pig-outing]

Maybe I should visit the place to see how large the queen became. Always jumping to conclusions. But that be given with my old reputation. My offer of food still stands.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

Wonder Woman glared at Circe dug her heel into the pavement. Ready to attack if provoked any further. Her stomach growled but she wasn't about to accept any offer the Enchantress had. "Don't be fooled by their size. Themyscira is well-protected by warriors as mighty as me."

[multiversal-pig-outing]

No fun just like your mother. Look here i try it first to show you its not curse ok.*She said has she lifted a treat to her mouth and took a bite.* See perfect normal. And i'm not going to attack the place. I swaer on the river of stix on that.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

Diana wasn’t fully convinced but Circe had proven that the treats were harmless. She sheathed her sword and tentatively approach the witch. Accepting a treat and popping it in her mouth. To her amazement, it was delicious!

[massive-mxyzptlk]

Oh I heard that the amazons got a bit chunky after someone visit that island. But you what they say seeing is beilieving. How rude of me. You may call me Circe. Diana was it? Care for a snack I promise these won't turn you into a pig.

"Circe! Your name has travelled far and I know better than to trust you." Diana wasn't sure how the enchantress found her but wasn't about to let her meddle in the world of man. Hippolyta had imparted many stories of Circe to her growing up. She wasn't sure how she'd best the enchantress but she was going to try.

[multiversal-pig-outing]

Of course your mother will say that. I have you know I change. It's been years since any of that. Tho information doesn't really get to that island. So I really can't blame Hippolyta wisdom a bit outdated.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

“Enough! Speak your piece or begone.” Wonder Woman broke into a battle stance with two tubby arms raised. Nothing about her figure suggested she was fit for battle but the determination in her eyes said otherwise

[multiversal-pig-outing]

Relax girly. If I wanted to be a threat. I wouldn't be so open about it. I just wanted to see about the rumors about a amazon outside of there island. I have to say you didn't let down. Your mother properly massive compare to you. I'm I right?

[massive-mxyzptlk]

"No woman on Themyscira can rival her appetite or magnitude." Unlike Circe, Wonder Woman spoke of her queen's size with respect. No one except Diana but she made an effort to regulate her eating habits and maintain her mobility. "And just because you have not made your move does not mean I should lower my guard."

[multiversal-pig-outing]

Maybe I should visit the place to see how large the queen became. Always jumping to conclusions. But that be given with my old reputation. My offer of food still stands.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

Wonder Woman glared at Circe dug her heel into the pavement. Ready to attack if provoked any further. Her stomach growled but she wasn't about to accept any offer the Enchantress had. "Don't be fooled by their size. Themyscira is well-protected by warriors as mighty as me."

[massive-mxyzptlk]

Oh I heard that the amazons got a bit chunky after someone visit that island. But you what they say seeing is beilieving. How rude of me. You may call me Circe. Diana was it? Care for a snack I promise these won't turn you into a pig.

"Circe! Your name has travelled far and I know better than to trust you." Diana wasn't sure how the enchantress found her but wasn't about to let her meddle in the world of man. Hippolyta had imparted many stories of Circe to her growing up. She wasn't sure how she'd best the enchantress but she was going to try.

[multiversal-pig-outing]

Of course your mother will say that. I have you know I change. It's been years since any of that. Tho information doesn't really get to that island. So I really can't blame Hippolyta wisdom a bit outdated.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

“Enough! Speak your piece or begone.” Wonder Woman broke into a battle stance with two tubby arms raised. Nothing about her figure suggested she was fit for battle but the determination in her eyes said otherwise

[multiversal-pig-outing]

Relax girly. If I wanted to be a threat. I wouldn't be so open about it. I just wanted to see about the rumors about a amazon outside of there island. I have to say you didn't let down. Your mother properly massive compare to you. I'm I right?

[massive-mxyzptlk]

"No woman on Themyscira can rival her appetite or magnitude." Unlike Circe, Wonder Woman spoke of her queen's size with respect. No one except Diana but she made an effort to regulate her eating habits and maintain her mobility. "And just because you have not made your move does not mean I should lower my guard."

[massive-mxyzptlk]

Oh I heard that the amazons got a bit chunky after someone visit that island. But you what they say seeing is beilieving. How rude of me. You may call me Circe. Diana was it? Care for a snack I promise these won't turn you into a pig.

"Circe! Your name has travelled far and I know better than to trust you." Diana wasn't sure how the enchantress found her but wasn't about to let her meddle in the world of man. Hippolyta had imparted many stories of Circe to her growing up. She wasn't sure how she'd best the enchantress but she was going to try.

[multiversal-pig-outing]

Of course your mother will say that. I have you know I change. It's been years since any of that. Tho information doesn't really get to that island. So I really can't blame Hippolyta wisdom a bit outdated.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

“Enough! Speak your piece or begone.” Wonder Woman broke into a battle stance with two tubby arms raised. Nothing about her figure suggested she was fit for battle but the determination in her eyes said otherwise

[massive-mxyzptlk]

Oh I heard that the amazons got a bit chunky after someone visit that island. But you what they say seeing is beilieving. How rude of me. You may call me Circe. Diana was it? Care for a snack I promise these won't turn you into a pig.

"Circe! Your name has travelled far and I know better than to trust you." Diana wasn't sure how the enchantress found her but wasn't about to let her meddle in the world of man. Hippolyta had imparted many stories of Circe to her growing up. She wasn't sure how she'd best the enchantress but she was going to try.

[massive-mxyzptlk]

" I don't care if you've chosen this lifestyle. That is your choice but You will not disrespect your weapons! Stop using your spears as kebabs!"

“My apologies, my goddess. But it’s the most efficient way my people can feed me kebabs.” Hippolyta did feel terrible but talking about kebabs made her hungry.

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“One of these days, I’ll make him this fat. Maybe more~” - Mxy

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