[batsandbirdsandothers]

"the time will pass and you will forget all that was, between you and me, you and me, no i won't wait for you, but know this, that i loved you, for the last time, for the last time" - lyrics from "purque te vas"

[daily-spooky]

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[transgirlsgetswords-deactivated]

the 3st.

[bigjeansss]

I love it so much you can’t imagine!!!

[reddwoods]

if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you

[elodieunderglass]

Reactions, summarised:

Great looking muffin

Great looking guy

Who taught him how to crack eggs

[anxietyproblem]

[coppicegate]

Tumblr, waking up to the boops on April 1st

[twilit-hero]

tumblr adding some enrichment to our enclosure (giving us the option to boop each other)

[savviathan]

Me booping random people on my dash I dont even know

[obsolescencia]

[is-it-the-ides-of-march]

[walmart-the-official]

your days are fucking numbered and the number is 2

[wizardarchetypes]

The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.

legendaryjay_ on TikTok

[revswanson]

where in the HELL did that horse come from

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

[pseudomantis]

Pizza VS Flower with bee on it VS Bisexuality VS Wind turbine

[eda0bdedb8ba]

For anyone who doesn't want to watch the video, he used a list of things from Wikidata, pared it down to about 8000 things that most people would have heard of, and made a website where people voted for the best option in randomly selected pairs of things.

Pizza was voted the 9th best thing, making it the best food. Bees weren't in the top 10 best things, but they won 77% of matchups to be selected as the best creature, followed by emperor penguins and hedgehogs. Bisexuality didn't place in the top 10 either, but it won 73% of matchups compared to heterosexuality winning only 45%. (Orgasms were the highest ranked sexual thing, and were miraculously ranked at number 69.) I think the windmill is supposed to stand for electricity, which was the second place winner. And the winner of "best thing" was sleep.

[knitmeapony]

... honestly, I would agree with that list more or less.

[luisonte]

Pequeño pero matón

[gavamont]

@tiny-wizard

[tiny-wizard]

MY FUCKING TOWAR

[porterr-robinson]

[vladthelordofdoomandpancakes]

Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

[davidxn]

I can’t get over the sheer poetry of how the car falls apart - the perfect chain reaction escalating as it travels round.

[i-say-ok]

ok.