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@masterthis-blog
Didn’t know you listened to Muse. That’s cute.
Isn’t he just?
You disgust me. Every last one of you pathetic lumps of wasted matter.
That’s what I love about you, always have a nice thing to say about everyone. Like a ray of sunshine.
Didn’t know you listened to Muse. That’s cute.
Isn’t he just?
You disgust me. Every last one of you pathetic lumps of wasted matter.
Knights of Cydonia, by: Muse.
No one’s going to take me alive.
Come ride with me Through the veins of history I'll show you how god Falls asleep on the job
What a lovely Sunday afternoon.
Looks like someone's been having fun! What did I miss!?
In Church.
Stop messing around and shoot the fucking minister.
That’s disrespectful, let the man finish his fairy tale.
Don't listen to him, Seb. It isn't a fairy tale. That Jesus bloke existed. Year ahead of me at the Academy. Oh that crazy mother fucker, wanting to rule with word and shit. Should have gone with him too. Looks like he made quite the impression here. Honestly how do you think he came back from the dead?
Mycroft was minding his own business when...
Mycroft Holmes was minding his own business, strolling through his beloved city and twirling his umbrella. It was sunset and all was calm and peaceful. He got a lot done at Diogenes today.
He wondered what he would eat for dinner when someone came up behind him and knocked him out.
He notices Mycroft beginning to stir. Oh goody! Let the show begin. Music was blasting from every angle, the floor bouncing.
"HEY I JUST MET YOU."
He came bouncing in, doing a little dance around the chair Mycroft was strapped to. He jumped around to throw a leg over and straddle the man, grabbing his jacket lapels and giving him a shake.
"AND I AM CRAZY."
His eyes screamed 'insane' and he added a laugh to, hmmm... increase the stage presence. His teeth shown in the bright lights, glinting sharply.
"DON'T HAVE A MOBILE."
He jumped back off Mycroft's lap to dance around a bit more.
"YOUR GUARDS ARE LAZY."
Master, forget dancing. We need to kidnap Mycroft Holmes and force him to watch Rear Window.
CROFTICUS HASN'T SEEN REAR WINDOW? Moriarty this is a must. As in now. Or yesterday. Let's make it yesterday, shall we?
moriarty-iou:
Just cook the bloody buttered popcorn moron.
I’VE MADE A BREAKTHROUGH… Why can’t we have both?
The more the merrier.
Well if you want to be boring and reasonable about the whole thing…
I want to save the bloodshed until after the movie, Jimster. And I really want some kettle corn... I'm so hungry. Hm.
moriarty-iou said: Seb, cook kettle corn and I’ll cut off your trigger finger. I bought the extra butter kind for a reason.
Make the butter popcorn and I’ll use your kidneys as party favors at your funeral.
You know…I’m not a big fan of Popcorn…
Just cook the bloody buttered popcorn moron.
I'VE MADE A BREAKTHROUGH... Why can't we have both?
The more the merrier.
moriarty-iou said: Seb, cook kettle corn and I’ll cut off your trigger finger. I bought the extra butter kind for a reason.
Make the butter popcorn and I'll use your kidneys as party favors at your funeral.
sebastianmoranfaithfuldogrp said: -thinks about it- I’m sorry man I didn’t mean to… that was rude.
Just get the kettle corn.
sebastianmoranfaithfuldogrp said: All your friends are dead.
Hey, hey Sebastian. Psssst. Wanna know a secret? Lean in real close now... closer... closssserrrr...
I WILL CRUSH EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY, REMOVE WHAT I CAN WHILE YOUR STILL ALIVE, GRIND THEM TO A PULP AND THEN FEED THAT TO YOUR UNBORN CHILDREN FROM THE FUTURE WHILE YOU WATCH, CLINGING TO LIFE AND DRIPPING WITH BLOOD AND TEARS FROM MY HAPPY LAUGHTER...
Now go put in the movie. You better have made kettle corn.
moriarty-iou said: Ew, don’t let me you’re bumming girls now.
Ew, don't tell me that you're jealous? That look doesn't go so well your complexion.
sebastianmoranfaithfuldogrp said: I hope she gets pregnant
And I hope you burn on the surface of the fifth moon of Carztar. We won't all get our wish.
Did you take my lube!?
EVERYONE SHUT UP BEFORE I WIPE YOU OUT OF TIME AND SPACE AND HISTORY ITSELF. I didn't take your lube, Sebastian. I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.
