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Mitch//18//Chicgo// Sag sun, Taurus ascendant, Aquarius moon

[arihec]

[ustrap]

[rambled]

[bestrunescapememesbruh]

[lolfactory]

[unclefather]

Opinions are like buttholes everyone has one and i never want to see or hear one in public or in general

[philautiaa]

I mean you’re not wrong

[unclefather]

That’s your opinion and I don’t want to hear it

[hoeleyii]

How does one hear a butthole

[unclefather]

Have you ever farted before

[twitterlols]

[unclefather]

robber: *breaks into my house* me: can I help you find anyth- robber: just looking

[lgbtqpjo]

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

[thehumorousace]

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[gracefarrell]

Annie + Grace Dancing (1982, 1999, 2014)

[electrovert]

“On the day I was in the Situation Room helping to bring Bin Laden to justice, you were hosting the Celebrity Apprentice.”

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

[xxziggystardust]

[my-aesthetic-vibes]

[jaythetransformer]

[lamefilm]

[wasted-t-i-m-e]

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