weed mom

get out of my room, im playing minecraft

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if you think any cookie is cishet then get well soon i guess

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Hmmmm turns out that herb is actually sea fairy’s son :)

sea fairy cookie turn on your location

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we hit 374 followers

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I don’t know! I saw herb worrying about him earlier today

IS ZOMBIE COOKIE DEAD IS MY CHILD DEAD

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WAIT

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WHERES ZOMBIE COOKIE

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WAIT

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❝ Matcha... would you like some tea, perhaps? ❞ ~herbal-brew-cookie

of course

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Can i try some weed

sure thing

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Hey man... u got any bones... I could have...

sorry only weed

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Which cookies have rabies 100%

carol cookie, fire spirit cookie, sparkling cookie

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do you have rabies

no i got my shots like a good lesbian

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carol cookie has rabies

[cawsmic]

this is my contribution to the cookie run fandom

[supersonicman10]

O

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the rules

1. do not say the fuck word

[merrycarolcookie]

‘the fuck word’

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what’s that? you wanna die by my hand?

[merrycarolcookie]

the power of Christmas makes me like forever binch

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i can fix that

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the rules

1. do not say the fuck word

[merrycarolcookie]

‘the fuck word’

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what’s that? you wanna die by my hand?

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Crussty..... (weekly-millennial-tree)

you are crusty

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ALL WOMEN ARE Q U E E N S!!!

ur right