i don't do bad sauce passes
Love Begins
Monterey Bay Aquarium
One Nice Bug Per Day
KIROKAZE
blake kathryn
#extradirty
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roma★
sheepfilms
d e v o n
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Keni
Kiana Khansmith
oozey mess
occasionally subtle
tannertan36
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Xuebing Du
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@matewtf
new high school classmate: so what’s your name
renesmee: renesmee
new classmate: that’s… interesting
renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me
bella, sitting literally two seats away:
I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter
youre goddamn right thats what im implying
old macdonald had ENOUGH
finally told my parents they’re gay
y’all for 2 years: taylor swift is a republican trump supporter and kanye west is always right we stand with him
me now:
pumpkins: nice
those tiny little mini pumpkins. the small ones. you know what i'm talkin' about: Really Nice
#adulthood
I am physically incapable to be mean in RPGs.
killing, cannibalism, assassinations ✔️
mean dialogue options ❌
oh to be a small clothed animal from a beatrix potter book, living in a cottage on the countryside kneading bread and such.
The dream
September 30th
October 1st
November 1st
December 1st
I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.
why does using someone’s name in conversation feel so intimate, like the way a touch feels gentle as someone is fixing ur hair or brushing out a stray strand
someone: *uses my name to address me* me: oh my God, i am a physical entity… …..
Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible
Me, as a vampire: oh geez
Friend: What’s wrong
Me: Just remembered that time in 1654 when the tavern maid said “Enjoyeth thy meal!” I replied with “Thee as well”
it’s amazing how frozone’s wife didn’t even show her face in the incredibles and had like the smallest role ever yet somehow succeeded in delivering the best lines in animation history
you ever just think
yes and…… that shit hurted
Wake Me Up Inside has become a real joke but you all are lying if you say that you wouldn’t have loved lyrics like “bid my blood to run before I come undone and save me from the nothing I’ve become” if it was presented in a folk song on Sufjan Stevens’ Carrie & Lowell.
My inner 13 year old self is screaming because the song isn’t called wake me up inside it’s called bring me to life you fucking fake goths
My landlord came to fix an issue to day with the apartment. He looks around the living room at the decor and the newly painted walls.
In a heavy Russian accent: “Your wife have very good sense of style.”
Me: “Actually, I live here alone.”
Landlord: “Ah, homosexual. Figured. I live in the apartment under you.”
Me: 😳
