How do you do?

"Put on a sweet, innocent face, and people will swallow anything you feed them. " [Indie Matt Engarde RP blog.]

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((sorry for not being on as much, matt-mun is having a hard time with school and other life stuff. blah.))

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de-killer replied to your post“de-killer replied to your post:Juan Corrida or Shelly De Killer? …I...”

"Surprise attacks are my specialty, if you didn't know that already, Mr. Engarde."

"....It must've slipped my mind.... Say, you're not still mad about what happened, right...?"

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"I still haven't found Shoe yet... This sucks, man..."

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"Yes well. I'm going to hurt you for what you did to my LITTLE SISTER."

"S-So you heard about that... Ahaha...."

"ᵖᶫᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ᵏᶦᶫᶫ ᵐᵉ⋅"

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"I'm his mentor."

"Is that so? You should’ve taught him to be… less naive. People like him are so easy to manipulate."

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de-killer replied to your post:Juan Corrida or Shelly De Killer?

…I beg your pardon?

"Haaha.... I didn't see you there...."

[fandomstuck]

uh

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I'll see you in hell for what you did to Phoenix.

".......................................Nice to meet you too, dude..."

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Celeste Inpax or Adrian Andrews?

"I totally pick Celeste. Adrian may be my like, manager, but she kinda hates me right now dude, so... Anonymous dude, why are you snooping around on my personal life anyways?"

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Juan Corrida or Shelly De Killer?

"The hell, dude? Fine... I guess I'd pick Juan over that shady scumbag. He's like, dead anyways."

[wanderingmercenary]

Make my muse chose between two people. ANY TWO PEOPLE.

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DO IT DO IT NOW

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((i need to log on more often, but its so hard trying to manage about 5 blogs and balance schoolwork on top of that weeps))

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Would you ever fuck a guy, Mr. Matt?

"... That's personal information, dude. You'd have to ask my manager."

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"O-oh hi there! Wow, I've just gotta ask where you got your jacket! It's so cooooool."

"Hey, and thanks for the compliment, dude! I got it custom-made, but I can pull some strings if you’d like to have one."

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"I've gotten turned down for so many gigs lately. Is this because of that whole crime thing? It's such a bummer..."

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Suggested by anonymous.

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[HERE IS SOME INCENTIVE. I WILL GIVE YOU A BURGER IF YOU FIX THAT STUPID HAIR OF YOURS]

"Fine, I’ll take you up on your offer, dude. I haven’t gotten to eat anything good recently anyways… But first, you have to give me that burger.

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[!!!!]

[………..]

[UM]

[ABOUT YOUR BURGER]

[I LOST IT]

[IN A VOLCANO]

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"Tsk, tsk. I knew you wouldn't keep your part of the deal, Mister Bomber. But, hey, I hate keeping on this sweet-faced act. What's the matter with your face?"