Matthew Napoleon

Best chef in all of camp!

[matthew-napoleon-official]

what are your opinions on elijah? @elijahvolkovhateaccount

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[matthew-napoleon-official]

well,

[matthew-napoleon-official]

Matthew can u add unseasoned boiled noodles in a bowl of warm milk to the menu?

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[matthew-napoleon-official]

thanks for hosting my goofy art :)

💫💫💫

[word-soup-enthusiast]

*coughs up blood*

PLEASE

PLEASE IM DYIN AND. THE ONLY CURE IS *cough* MATTHEW ART.

IN THIS POSE SPECIFICALLY

presenting................... ✨matthew✨ 😌

Zoom in on him for better quality! I cannot get my phone to pick up the deep colors properly lmao 😭 (progress pictures & more under the cut)

..............why is his butt like that

also I know it's weird given that he doesn't have ears, but I sketched him with ears to make the angle of his head work

also x2 what the heck do you do with extra arms???!?!?!? making this shit up as I go

thanks @glassanomaly for making me draw this 💚 and uhh also tagging @matthew-napoleon-official

[matthew-napoleon-official]

Do you like Teriyaki Chicken?

-Camper Named Ren

~sounds of disgust~

[word-soup-enthusiast]

mmay i request a well uh perhaps maybe a

haaaaahha. you cant guess what i'm about to say but um well hehe ahah well um

matthew with an apron that says 'kiss the cook'

he can have whatever reaction to it lol

(only if you want ofc <3)

HERE IT ISSSS!!!!!!!!!

(disclaimer I haven't drawn digitally in FOREVER also I hate backgrounds)

he's finally done ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ I'm ignoring how bad it is because at least it's DONE (please zoom in on the images and see the details)

@blue-wolfe @matthew-napoleon-official

[word-soup-enthusiast]

get matthew'd 2.0

six arms for Choppin'. Teeth so he can taste the food. Extra wiggly smoke tendrils for Mysterious Flair. He's hunting previously unknown animals and crafting previously untested dishes. boys girls boths neithers and in-betweens, it's Matthew Napoleon 2.0.

@glassanomaly @matthew-napoleon-official

[matthew-napoleon-official]

if you had to decide, how many limbs total would you want have. Asking for research purposes.

~contemplative sounds~

[matthew-napoleon-official]

pesto pasta

👅👅👅

[matthew-napoleon-official]

How do you feel about Finnish dishes like maksalaatikko?

~happy sounds~

[matthew-napoleon-official]

Do you have dried mango? Most foods make me feel ill :(

-unnamed camper

*sounds of approval*

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I will make you only eat 1950s gelatin recipes for the rest of your life

[speedlimit15]

Great way to introduce your recipe

[glassanomaly]

@matthew-napoleon-official

[matthew-napoleon-official]

*approval*

[word-soup-enthusiast]

get matthew'd

Napoleon'd, even

tumblr nerfed the quality ew ew ew gross it was so crisp before but anyways here have another late night drawing on my Kindle Scribe. this thing is so hard to work with lmaoo why do I do this to myself (I want to have a darker shading color but alas)

@blue-wolfe @matthew-napoleon-official @glassanomaly

[matthew-napoleon-official]

*in love*

[glassanomaly]

"I asked Chat GPT!!"

Oh yeah?? Well I asked the camp cook whats for dinner tonight and he wrote me a note saying "Its a secret, baby!"

[matthew-napoleon-official]

let him cook!

ʕིོིྀ𖦤ོོིʔ (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤︎