Joe Keery Enthusiast

Hi! Lulu. 30s. BD and Hazel eyes truther. Shit blog. NSFW dumping ground. Sometimes a writer. All things Joe Keery. 18+ ONLY Let's be horny on main.

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Welcome! If you're new here, please read!

This blog is for 18+ Only! Minors DO NOT INTERACT!

Anyone that does not have their age posted/blank/non-active blogs or seem generally sus will be blocked.

Mature content is posted and shared daily.

This is first and foremost a Joe Keery blog however, I will post occasional Post animal content.

➡️ Fic Recs Here! Side blog to share what I've been reading.

Anons are currently: OPEN

Asks are currently: OPEN

Guidelines for Asks and Anons:

We can talk about anything Joe Keery, Djo or Post Animal related.

I DO NOT CARE about the speculation on Joe's love life. UNLESS you have some concrete evidence, take it elsewhere. STOP speculating based on his IG activity. All this idle speculation is exhausting. There are much better things to talk about.

I'm open to any general conversation as well. The floor is yours!

If you want to vent about behaviors stick to actions and situations, not personal worth.

Please be respectful to me and to one another! I don't have any qualms on blocking your ass if you piss me or any of my lovelies off.

I've always tried to make this a safe space and will keep it as such. If I don't like your behavior, I will let you know.

Please make sure you've touched some grass in the last 24 hours before sending any submissions.

*Note I can't get to every ask, please don't take offense. Sometimes I get a lot of the same ones and this is a one woman show.*

My DMs are ALWAYS open!

Blurb Submissions

Currently: CLOSED (Until I get caught up)

I do write from time to time. Throw me an ask and I'll toss you a blurb. I will gladly write for Gator Tillman or Steve Harrington. (And yes, I will do smut!)

I do reserve the right to refuse an ask or submission if I'm not feeling it, however I will let you know.

Gator Tillman Masterlist

Steve Harrington Masterlist

*Anyone that wants to claim an emoji to sign off with, you're more than welcome to! I can start a list of taken ones, and it'll help me keep up with all of you!* 😘

Taken Anons:

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joe keery breeding kink confirmed

Life imitates art... Or perhaps art imitates life in this case. It's Joe who wants those six little nuggies 😵‍💫

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To whomever keeps sending me anons about Joe's sister's wedding, please stop. It's weird to me.

Why are we trying to post about every little aspect of their lives? We don't need to know every detail of the entire Keery family nor Joe's, for that matter.

I'm sure most information is available to the general public regarding a wedding announcement if you dig, but I DO NOT CARE. I'm sure we'll see photos soon enough. Until then, calm your fucking tits.

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there’s a new vid of joe and obviously his sister kate walking around nyc and people are starting to crash out 🙄 it’s like clockwork lmao

Oh boy. 😮‍💨

But in all honesty I find that shit funny AF.

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How old Joe sisters’s are?

I don't know.

I know he has one older and the rest are all younger than him.

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did u see the interview where joe said his dream is to have his own family 🥲🥲

He's too precious for this world 🥺

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Some things never change...

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they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

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just gonna leave this ✨here✨

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Yup.

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staring at your bulge

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Massive fan of Joe and his music and acting but holy fuck, people are downright obsessed??? Like parasocial??? And borderline stalking??? I’m scared lowkey

I think we can all agree that Joe is amazing. He's handsome, humble and talented. A lethal combination.

I believe most of the obsession and parasocial behavior is due to the fact that he used to be so accessible. Which, I suppose he still is to an extent but not so much since his fame has gained so much momentum over the last couple of years.

As I have said and will continue to say, people should log off and touch grass from time to time. It's not that deep.

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speaking of heartbreak/sadness and Joe Keery:

I'm still so disappointed (and pissed off) that Netflix didn't include him in the Emmys fyc list. But well, they fucked up all things related to Stranger Things, so I shouldn't be surprised.

He did a great job even with the weak script. His scenes with Gaten felt so genuine, he deserves the praise. ):

I was upset as well, but I really think that blame would fall back on the Duffer's and their terrible writing.

I agree the scenes with Gaten were very heartfelt and I'm glad that Steve finally got his "ah ha" moment, if you will but unfortunately I still feel like his character is seen mostly as the comic relief.

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I want Joe to date a dilf because that would really throw a spanner in the works for the parasocial tiktok girlies

You know what, hell yeah.

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Hey, uh, @horsecockharrington ?

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It's like the bat signal. 🫪 Hello.

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Do you guys, I dunno, wanna check out my boner?

Well, if you insist. 😜😏

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You’re the best. Love you 🖤

No! You're the best! Love you too my friend! ❤️