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I'm Matt, 31

[adinglesugden-deactivated202605]

Been a while since I did one of these so enjoy 🙃

[alexander]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[thesilverhammer]

Living.

[theblairwitchboy-deactivated201]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[unshaped]

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

[chumchunom]

CAN I GET A BOX?

[sexygaylibrarian]

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

Bop of the CENTURY

[tj-593-deactivated20181204]

oh my fucking god.

[mattphijo]

Memories resurfacing

[esperastra]

[mattphijo]

I have returned, changed the name to match twitter to make things easier.

[hopefeir]

[j4ckme]

Two years?! I’m in!

[pennydreadfulrpg]

Never put your faith in a prince. When you require a miracle, trust in a witch.

[thatsbelievable]

[torgan]

going to begin using #3 AT ONCE

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

[aughtpunk]

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

[johnparri]

Luke Cook as Lucifer Morningstar in Mephisto Waltz (Chilling Adventures of Sabrina 2x09).

[bodyglitter]

this really is me every hour remembering how much shit i have to do and then unpausing my youtube videos

[brittany]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  |  3x02 - “Dead Man’s Party”

[twiggymcbones]

Sabrina & Salem - A snow day, a slow day ^_^

[youvejustbeengilmored]

[shesnake]

The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

[mariacallous]

[marvelgifs]

[the-hockey-werewolf]

This turned me gay

[nico-incognito]

Being reminded of this as a queer adult is so wild because you realize some very overt shit. Like, Bobby emits ice from his whole body. Grabbing the bottle was enough! In fact, he didn’t even have to grab the bottle, a simple poke would have worked or he could have shot ice from a distant. Him blowing on this bottle was 3000% overt flirting and honestly the gayest thing I’ve probably ever seen a mutant use their powers for and Wolverine was here for it all and no one will tell me differently.

[proto-homo]

It’s that eye contact

[themoufofthesouth]

Wow, who knew wolverine was trade

[proto-homo]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol