trophy wife

[mattplsh]

hitting the climbing gym solo today 😎😎😎😎 boys’ trip 😎😎😎😎

[mattplsh]

once again my pathetic body and mind have failed me

[mattplsh]

hitting the climbing gym solo today 😎😎😎😎 boys’ trip 😎😎😎😎

[mattplsh]

no reason we should have wrists they bring nothing but suffering

[mattplsh]

i wish i had a third wrist so i could sprain that one too

[mattplsh]

felling bad :( went climbing 👁️👁️ now feeling So good ✨

[mattplsh]

becoming a hip flexor mobility guy

[mattplsh]

[mattplsh]

topsy is extra non binary today and has been put in the device

[mattplsh]

topsy has begun an emotional affair with an elf they made up in their head

[mattplsh]

topsy in the fortress of solitude getting creative meanwhile i just hit a set of 13 pistol squats

[mattplsh]

topsy has fallen down the alt right pipeline :/

[mumblesplash]

you hate to see a PSL 7 chad get his cortisol spiked but let’s be honest letting your guard down mid-mog is just asking to get jesterfied by the nearest larpmaxxed stacy

[mattplsh]

he’s literally PSL 6 but i guess not all of us care about combating chadflation

[mattplsh]

i hate training abs but it’s either abs or flips at this point and i tweaked my neck trying a frontflip progression so

[mattplsh]

i have no excuse for not being able to do a backflip where do you learn backflips in a safe way so u dont break ur neck

[mattplsh]

hit the end of the classical music playlist while shoveling and mozart and bach started playing some straight ass in the spotify recommendations they cant all be generational i guess

[mattplsh]

occasionally an ai-adjacent company will release a technical article and ill be like “ooooh that looks neat” and click on it and when the article loads there’s a text box across the bottom half of my phone screen begging me to “ask glumbo anything”

[mattplsh]

it should be illegal to name an LLM if you didn’t train it we all know that’s chatgpt we all know you have an anthropic api key and your system prompt is telling claude to pretend its name is merv

[mattplsh]

occasionally an ai-adjacent company will release a technical article and ill be like “ooooh that looks neat” and click on it and when the article loads there’s a text box across the bottom half of my phone screen begging me to “ask glumbo anything”