Uhmm

Yerp.

[elliefckingalexander]

I don’t know why but...

[mattvangard]

If you’re an elephant, then I’ll be dinosaur! No but foreal though, all it’ll take is a couple of days and you’ll be fine!

[mattvangard]

duncanxrose:

You should probably do that. Then, let me know who you picture yourself as. Personally, I was Nicky Nichols.

I’ll totally let you know, I’m kinda of pulling for Crazy Eyes though. It just fits the shoe perfect for me.

[mattvangard]

ohno-lilo:

Try they’ll never get to see me…ever again. So I’d rethink that, pumpkin, because we both know you wouldn’t survive a day without me.

The sad truth is, you’re probably right... Who else am Is going to laugh at my dumb jokes?

[mattvangard]

notaboy-scout:

“If you don’t want to get whacked in the head with a serving tray, I suggest ya scoot ya booty!” Scout said to her co-worker, ducking around them so she wouldn’t hit them with her serving tray. “Alright, welcome to Ametta’s. Name’s Scout, I’ll be your server this evening. What can I get y’all started off to drink?”

Matt had his bookbag set on the seat that was opposite of his. She must think I’m with somebody; he thought when he heard the voice of the waitress. He looked up, and his ears immediately perked at the sigh of the girl. “Oh- uh, it’s actually just myself.” he said following with a laugh,“If you don’t mind though, do you have any suggestions?”

[mattvangard]

Woah there Matty-poo. The only domination of the world I will be partaking in is cuteness, thank you very much.

So what will happen to those who disobey you? You’re going to give them banana splits, with extra cherries on top? Because if so, I wouldn’t mind being a bit disobedient every once in awhile.

[mattvangard]

Happened to me when I was watching Orange is the New Black and had dreams about being a lady in prison.

Oh, thinking on it now, that doesn’t sound too bad. I think I might have to binge a little Orange is the New Black now. 

[mattvangard]

“ i have no idea what you’re saying right now, so I’m just going to nod my head & pretend like i do. you, uh, have some pretty odd dreams, though. ”

At least you’re honest; that’s good with me. Basically ‘Netflix and Chill’ by yourself leads to some weird dreams. 

[mattvangard]

alexi-ruiz:

Well I mean I guess so. Unless you’ve also been having dreams of someone you believe to be your soulmate.. They do get a little freaky at times.

Typically, Jessica Alba is in my dreams but a ton of red-heads have been appearing in my dreams. I guess I have a new fetish, if those are considered ‘freaky’.

[mattvangard]

“Is that show any good? I never thought about even watching it because it looks kinda boring.”

It’s extremely good dude! Although it gets pretty intense at times. Depends on what triggers you really.

[mattvangard]

woahmorien:

“Not really. It just means your dreams are purely based off what’s on your mind. Since you’ve been you watching a show about drug lords hence the dreams of you being one.”

That makes a lot sense. Sometimes I wish I could lucid dream; then I could be a drug lord every night.

[mattvangard]

Hey! You still put up with my nonsense, punk.

Sassy! That’s because if I don’t, then who will stop you from taking over the world and executing whatever evil plans you must have stored somewhere in the genius brain of yours!

[chapelrhodes]

His name is Peyton and he’s perfect and he’s even better in person than in my dreams and I wanna kiss him a lot.

[mattvangard]

You’re telling me, you’ve been face to face with this guy, and you haven’t scared him off yet? This clearly means something! 

[mattvangard]

No, I don’t think it’s weird. No less weird than me having dreams about a guy I’ve never met up until two days ago.

Oh a guy? Who is this Prince Charming you’re lusting after?!

[mattvangard]

Not as crazy as some other dreams people around here are having. That actually sounds like a pretty badass dream, though!

By other people dreams, do you mean yours? You look like the type to have some freaky dreams, and not the drug dealing types of dreams.

[mattvangard]

Yes! Definitely Project X type of party. You always get me, Matty!!

Of course! You’re practically the perfect representation of today’s youth! Now I don’t know about you, but I think partying with a couple short people, and having flames light up around me just sounds brilliant.

[mattvangard]

Ever since I started watching Narcos on Netflix, I’ve been having dreams that I’m some successful Colombian drug lord. A pretty damn good one to. That doesn’t sound too crazy does it?

[evie-daniels-blog]

Me? But my loft is super boring and no where near big enough for a party.

[mattvangard]

You must be thinking big then; like a Project X type of party?