Matthew Taylor

Hey im trans and i love steven universe and video games and bleh

[mattysu]

People keep thinking im ryan stalvey on emegle i think its the hair but then they see my skin tone and are like oh shit

[mattysu]

Im losing my friends

Today sucks my friends are getting upset with me when i didbt do anything wrong i mention my depression once when i normally refuse to talk about it and they basically force me to and then they go stop making yourself a victim matthew and im just like wtf

[ao3feed-buckyxtony]

Treasured Birds

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2xedwbp

by MysticMedusa

Loki finds a unique boy being sold as song birds are rare and kept for their beauty and talented voice. Once home with his newest purchase that the boy is something he wants to protect and he’ll go as far as take in his sister as well to keep the song bird happy and safe.

Words: 15167, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Song Birds

Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M

Characters: Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Odin (Marvel), Frigga (Marvel), Phil Coulson, Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, James “Bucky” Barnes, Bruce Banner, Howard Stark, James “Rhodey” Rhodes

Relationships: Loki & Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov & Tony Stark, Tony Stark & Natasha Romanov & Loki, James “Bucky” Barnes/Tony Stark, Steve Rogers/Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton/Loki, Loki & Thor (Marvel)

Additional Tags: Wingfic, Howard is a dick, Protective Loki, Adoption, Alternate Universe, Tony Stark & Natasha Romanov are siblings, Past Child Abuse, Rating May Change, BAMF Natasha Romanov

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2xedwbp

[fuks]

[mattysu]

I need it

[mattysu]

I can tell my mom loves me and i just wanna be able to go and buy her whatever she wants because shes been doing it for me forever

[zerostatereflex]

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

[we-are-star-stuff]

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

[daikiraichu]

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

[twenty-four-robbers]

My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story.  Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.

[magic-retina-deactivated2017100]

I can’t remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act.

[gamzees-hole]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself!

[canisfamiliaris]

Octopus Steals Video Camera, Films Own Escape

Octopus Escapes from Tank to Prowl on its Neighbors

Octopus Escape — 600-pound (272-kilogram) octopus wriggles through a passageway the size of a quarter

Legging It: Evasive Octopus Has Been Allowed to Look for Love

Octopus Escapes through Small Hole in Ship

[pomegranateandivy-deactivated20]

My dad worked in a lab and one of the rooms had a tank with an octopus in it. If they didn’t go play with the octopus he got bored and would climb out of his tank and steal the paperwork off the desks, and drag stuff into his tank to let the scientists know he was upset with them.

[mattysu]

Hah

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

[caswantsdeansassbutt]

In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

[itsjustsatanthings-deactivated2]

[s4g1tt4r1us4]

this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

[powerfulpomegranate]

This week on: Britain steals things from other countries.

[rnoonpie]

things are heating up in the candy fandom

[mattysu]

OHHHHHHHHHHHH

[inactivegonebyehoefaggot-deacti]

the dirtiest question i can think of: do you smell dirty clothes to see if they're ok to wear again?

LMAO YES

[mattysu]

Tru

[inactivegonebyehoefaggot-deacti]

How'd you become famous?

im cute

[mattysu]

Yea

[lunahudson]

[m0uthbr3ather]

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

[biszumletzten]

THEY HAVE EAR HOLES let me die

[mynameisdevon]

BABUSHKATS

[alliearts]

babushkats.

[madame-barn0wl-deactivated20180]

@dasha-loses-it It’s you!

[nonbinaryinfo]

AMAZING short story by a 13 year old girl.

In this film, a young girl is interested in “boys” things, and everyone keeps pushing her away from it.

The thing is, in this video: “girls things” are masculine, and “boys things” are feminine.

From the description: “Ever since the beginning of time, things have been exactly the same. Boys wear pink, girls wear blue. Boys wear dresses, and girls can’t…”

Very much worth the 6 minutes.

[inactivegonebyehoefaggot-deacti]

pre T vs 5 months on T!!!

Thought this would be a cute picture to recreate.

[mattysu]

Cutee

[mattysu]

[gumuhit]

bestfriend | Mellow Fellow

[mattysu]

Im serious she loves it

[doujinshi]

[mattysu]

My cat does this all the time wheres mimi (my cat)

[menpale]

[mattysu]

CUTEEE