Donde se esconden las palabras que no encuentras

¿No te ha pasado alguna vez que quieres decir algo pero no sabes como expresarlo, que las palabras desaparecen, se esconden? Pues yo he encontrado esas palabras, están aquí, las estoy guardando para ti. Find what you love and let it kill you. Aquí estamos Yo y Yo, no hay espacio para hipocresias. En mi blog encontrarás lo que yo siento, o lo que creo sentir, que es casi lo mismo. Soy como el chocolate con naranja, amargo por fuera y ácido por dentro, sí, ácido, alguna vez habías conocido a una persona ácida? Alguna vez te has preguntado que es lo contrario de dulce? Optimista informado

[wehatecollege]

[gaytay27]

Who the hell took a photo of me taking a bath and posted it for the world to see??

[sizvideos]

[thelogicalghost]

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

[bettsplendens]

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

[bob-belcher]

[gifsboom]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Video: Pug Puppies Adorably Attack Baby

[jazz-hip-hop-deactivated2019111]

your 20's: the era when you gotta make shit happen but all you wanna do is chill.

[plainwhitebees]

life, but everytime you cry it gets faster

[sunsuhage]

the most comforting words a father can say

[toastbutteregg]

i want a cute boyfriend and $500,000

[malyen0retsev]

dustin and steve share one collective brain cell, and steve never has it. sometimes dustin doesn’t even have it, and it is just missing for a while, but i promise you it is never with steve

[thetoxiczombie]

This panic happens like every few months.

[argumate]

huh that seemingly unpleasant task only ended up taking eight minutes to complete and was surprisingly satisfying, I may have erred in putting it off for two weeks.

[gasmaskaesthetic]

Just fucking tag me next time there’s no need to be passive aggressive

[kelseyfun]

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

*slams reblog button*

[k1ngtok1]

Y’all thought I was gonna pass this

[sneakyfeets]

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

[sneakyfeets]

A man with 3 caution stickers on his med file

[sneakyfeets]

Since this post blew up and people have asked for this villain’s record, here are some of Stinky Bastard Man’s more heinous crimes:

Screamed so loudly with such unbridled fury the one time he wasn’t sedated at the vet that he caused a little girl in the waiting room to burst into tears

Ripped an escape hole in the patio screen door in a single night

Snuck into the garage overnight where he managed to pull down his massive food bag from the top shelves, ripped it open and ate so much he couldn’t/wouldn’t move when we found him in the morning  

Learned how to open the laundry cabinet to sleep on the clean towels

Learned how to open doors, thus allowing the dog to follow in after who then eats from the trash

Bats off anything on our windowsills that gets in the way of his sitting. Current succulent casualty count: 4

Thankfully cannot open the bedroom door due to rusty mechanisms, but managed to slip in one night when it wasn’t fully closed. Jumped down from my windowsill squarely onto my stomach, leaving me to bolt awake screaming from the blow and convinced I was under attack

Tricked me into loving him forever anyway

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

[friedegg]

[friedegg]

[whats-your-name-man]

[gingerhaole]

It all came out over dumplings, as it should.

Style consistency went straight out the window, but I like it. My sister taught me that anything that makes you laugh is worth spending time on.

[latelycravingmore]

I’m too fucking old for games. If you think I’m cute, tell me. If you wanna kiss my neck, do it. If you like me, act like it. I don’t have time for bullshit and mind games. I’m down for you and you only but don’t manipulate me.

[non-state-actor]

The YouTubers Union just merged with IG Metall, the largest independent trade union IN THE WORLD (2.3 MILLION members) under a joint venture. If successful, it will cause a domino effect across all tech companies, causing a mass of unionization against companies across silicon valley, like Google, Facebook, etc.

And you know who’s leading the charge?

The absolute unit of a man who runs the Slingshot channel

You can find their video here

they’re demanding:

Transparency in how videos are flagged by bots, and why they were specifically blocked/demonization

Clear rules, exact reasoning on choices made by YouTube

No more more “machine” responces for counter claims and challenges, demanding an actual human representative

Independent dispute resolution. A 3rd neutral party to help lay judgement on serious claims

Participation. Giving a voice on YouTube policy to YouTubers

They have given YouTube 4 weeks to enter negotiations with them over this.

[thechadslayer-deactivated202406]

[Laughs in Slingshot]

[jolly-fails-at-life]

Hey, I did a 5-second Google search and couldn’t find a scrap of information about this, so it’s more then likely complete bullshit

[crashington]

you searched but did not even find his youtube channel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZZ5Kouj_hQ&t=0s

EDIT: dude the video is linked in the post itself

[jolly-fails-at-life]

There was nothing in the Google News tab about any kind of demands towards YouTube

[crashington]

but.. the video is right there. what does it matter if someone reported on it?

here are 2 german newspapers (2 of the biggest) and IGMs report on it:

https://www.sueddeutsche.de/digital/ig-metall-youtube-youtubers-union-scheinselbstaendigkeit-1.4541023

https://www.waz.de/wirtschaft/deutscher-gruendet-weltweit-erste-youtuber-gewerkschaft-id216042555.html

https://www.igmetall.de/download/20190722_Presseinformation_Joint_Venture_EN_35b71bba37474446ae6e3618b43d061c6e0ed9af.pdf

[hellsite-yano]

Gee I wonder why Google wouldn’t report a unionization against them thinking thinking dot dot dot