Mavs93

I am a nerd. (Boom! Description done!) OK, but what do I like? Well, you will see anything from Naruto to Black Butler; from Code Geass to Dragon Ball Z; from Deadpool to Batman; from Assassin's Creed to Resident Evil; from Devil May Cry to Fallout; from The Legend of Zelda to Bayonetta. This is also *my* blog, so food might show up sooner or later

[mavs93]

I got my first tattoo the other day of @greenday 's @billiejoearmstrong. Paid for by a mom who is never sick of my shit for some reason. Done by an artist who answered all my questions and was super nice (and put up with my shit). All while a guy was there to give me a ride and wanted to see me in pain (but didn't get to) (at Johnnys Tattoo)

[tumblrrr]

Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?

[yunglupeonthetrack]

My 9 to 5

[tumblrrr]

[angel-withheart]

Reblogging for good luck

[winter-treats-deactivated202408]

thx thanos

[tumblrrr]

When I’m done half of your debt will exist.. perfectly balanced.. as all things should be.

[son-of-drogo]

Why don’t you take care of all of it you purple bitch

[tumblrrr]

[elergythefox237]

Reblog the money thanos to pay off half of your debts and make life easier

[tumblrrr]

Don’t even trip.. I'ma take those off ya hands for you.

[sponges-do-dishes-at-midnight]

Reblogging to reduce gas prices by half

[tumblrrr]

[camalilium]

me walking into gamestop to buy my 12th copy of Bayonetta

[tianhai03]

A lot has been happening to the people around me lately, so Dante has a little message to tell everyone :D

Just remember: everything will be okay. You’ll do your best and you’ll get through it. Even if you did bad, it’s okay! At least you tried! So don’t worry. Nothing bad is going to happen. You’re doing great, and you should be proud of yourself, okay? Don’t forget that. :)

[mavs93]

So I got a drawing tablet a couple months ago, and so to try it out, I decided to draw some daki pillow cases. I just so happened to draw them of Dante and Vergil. They aren’t that good, but I put a lot of effort into them, so I guess why not share with you guys

Edit: thanks tumblr for making my pictures looks worse than they are D:

[heartgrooooove]

looking forward to bayonetta 3 and no more heroes 3!

[mavs93]

When your best friend gets you the on sale chocolate @tsukiboi #didyousaychocolate #whypay13dollarswhenyoucanpay6 #Yay #unnessasaryhashtag #twohalvesofawholeidiot #valentinesday #bear #chocolate (at Westminster, Colorado)

[mavs93]

Why Devil May Cry Doesn't Have Internet

Dante: Hey Vergil.

Vergil: Oh no.

Dante: Oh come on, don't be like that! I have a serious biology question this time.

Vergil: I highly doubt that.

Dante: So, I've been pretty nauseous in the mornings lately.

Vergil: No.

Dante: Think I've been gaining some weight too.

Vergil: I know what you're doing.

Dante: So I'm wondering-

Vergil: Stop.

Dante: What do you think the chances are-

Vergil: Dante I swear to dad-

Dante: That I could be pregernt?

Vergil: [immediately puts face in hands]

Dante: [sits down on Vergil's desk like that's just where he goes]

Dante: I mean, if you really think about it, how is prangent formed?

Vergil: Why are you like this.

Dante: Why am I pregananant?

Vergil: [looks up at Dante]

Vergil: [s t a r e s]

Dante: That's what I'm wondering too! Like, I'm a guy, right? What does that mean?

Dante: [suddenly gasps]

Dante: Could I be-

Vergil: Don't-

Dante: GREGNANT?!

Vergil: [MOST EXASPERATED SIGH IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD]

Vergil: Get out of my office.

Dante: You wouldn't send me out into the world while I could possibly be-

Dante: [produces rose out of nowhere, puts it in teeth]

Dante: Prrregante!

Vergil: L E A V E

[adaru32]

Was thinking about this cutscene one day and…Just that face Vergil makes after that quote Arkham says there, like he’s going, “What the f*** did you just say!?”

[marthemblem]

As requested, part 4

chill out i’m gonna run out of ideas lol

[mavs93]

Dante: Hey Vergil. Knock knock.

Vergil: Go away.

Dante: No, you're supposed to say "Who's there?"

Vergil: You clearly underestimate my disdain for company.

Dante: Come on. Knock knock.

Vergil: [LONG-SUFFERING SIGH] Who's there?

Dante: Banana.

Vergil: Get out.

Dante: No no, you're supposed to-

Vergil: Yes, and then you're going to be at least 12% more insufferable than you already are.

Dante: Wow, only 12? I was hoping for at least 15.

Dante: Also how do you know that joke? Not to open old wounds, but didn't you grow up in hell?

Vergil: Where do you think that joke came from?

[marthemblem]

Did somebody say part 3?

[devilmaycry5]

Devil May Cry 5 (2018)

[the-resident-devils]

I had to do another Drake & Josh edit. I had to.

[despazito]

do u ever debate whether or not to engage somebody’s shitty comment so you go to their blog and 8/10 times its just

[rebellionbae]

Ok, so you don't have the feminine charm or whatever. But imagine this, you in a genderbend Bayonetta cosplay, think of how perfect your bara titties are for it!

ARE YOU IMPLYING YOU WANT ME TO ADOPT A LEATHER BODYSUIT FOR A COSPLAY

[mavs93]

Low-key yes. LEATHER IS LOVE

[tianhai03]

Wanted to practice drawing some expressions, so here’s another expression chart meme thing!

It’s kinda weird, DMC 2 has my favourite design of Dante, but somehow I rarely draw this version of him. So drawing him so many times here was fun. :D