rum ham

cpw • hotdogsorbet

[mawtawn]

hi i’m collin and right now i’m wondering what would happen if i ate a whole shaker of pepper

[mawtawn]

boooo 🍅

[mawtawn]

deep breath. GO BIRDS

[aropride]

i get what dads r talking abt when they say theyre “just resting their eyes” this shit is awesome

[medley]

paper flowers | by 阿南鲜花纸艺

[librarycard]

its like i always say. at least theres bisexuality

[mawtawn]

having to pause reality tv shows during an awkward moment because i get second hand embarrassment

[mawtawn]

question: when you get too full do you strip the batter off of mcnuggets and eat that to save space or are you normal

[mawtawn]

being reunited with my cat today everyone clap

[mawtawn]

presented with no further comment

[mawtawn]

liked my first selfie post but i want you all to know it was under duress

[mawtawn]

multiples of 11

i had to do math, boo

11. can you whistle? yes, it's a curse

22. what’s the last book you read? crying in h mart by michelle zauner (japanese breakfast)

[mawtawn]

9, 13, 27

totally didn't forget about this

9. what was the last text message you sent? "GO BIRDS" - obviously

13. a scenario that you replay multiple times? the first time my cat curled up on my chest

27. how do you feel about chilly weather? love it. LOVE IT. fuck the sun

[mawtawn]

go birds

[mawtawn]

fetterman just doesn’t look right not wearing a hoodie

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

flo rida had to be a government experiment. he embodies a really weird time for humanity. oontz oontz musician extraordinaire with billions of youtube views that just feels like a fever dream

[weary-hearted-art]

Helen Hyde, Feeding the Bunnies, 1912. Color woodcut on paper