Chuck Called Me Handsome Behind An Arby’s Once

this dog kills fascists and licks mako mori

[chuckhansensuggestions]

Eat the whole tube of pringles, you deserve it

[tendochoisuggestion]

I’m gonna feed you like a Roman emperor

[maxhansensuggestion]

*sniffling* you humans are all so horny

[makomorisuggestion]

make little remote control jaegers that go around whacking people’s shins

[maxhansensuggestion]

CHASE

[maxhansensuggestion]

“It’s been a while since you posted” I’ve literally been chewing up every single fashion disaster item of clothing in newt’s closet, a labor of dedication that takes weeks on end, but go off I guess

[maxhansensuggestion]

[stackerpentecostsuggestion]

Give @maxhansensuggestion five bones to go pee on @tendochoisuggestion

[maxhansensuggestion]

I’d do it for free

[chuckhansensuggestions]

Hook @maxhansensuggestion up with one of these

[maxhansensuggestion]

FROG DOG FROG DOG FROG DOG FROG DOG

[tendochoisuggestion]

realise very quickly that you do not take max for a walk, max takes you for a walk

[maxhansensuggestion]

[yancybecketsuggestion]

Go swimming

[tendochoisuggestion]

I’d join you but @maxhansensuggestion chewed my armbands

[maxhansensuggestion]

They were crunchy

[maxhansensuggestion]

me when i see dad left his ppdc uniform lying on the floor

[tendochoisuggestion]

catch me walking round w/o pants then

[maxhansensuggestion]

me and Dad know that’s not exactly a departure from the norm

[maxhansensuggestion]

do you guys like my imitation of Chuck when he’s trying to pretend he doesn’t see Tendo looking at him?

[maxhansensuggestion]

like chuck’s boyfriend more than chuck because he feeds me under the table

[tendochoisuggestion]

hope you like bacon bagels buddy I made some Max sized snacks just for u

[maxhansensuggestion]

when you say max sized.... you mean like a kaiju leg bone right?

[tendochoisuggestion]

create your own binder with pockets to store even more snacks than before !

[maxhansensuggestion]

they’re all dog treats because tendo loves me The Most

[chuckhansensuggestions]

Make fun of Raleigh as a substitute for developing a personality and focusing on adult responsibilities

[makomorisuggestion]

adult responsibilities? i did not think you were aware that those exist

[chuckhansensuggestions]

Excuse you, I have a dog

[maxhansensuggestion]

he has a phd in Loving Dog

[chuckhansensuggestions]

[maxhansensuggestion]

:D!!!

[maxhansensuggestion]

[makomorisuggestion]

theoretically, how long could i hide a cat before the marshal notices?

[maxhansensuggestion]

CHASE

[tendochoisuggestion]

loudly complain about how difficult it is to sleep without someone’s arms around you,,,

[maxhansensuggestion]

I hear my dad sprinting to your quarters upon reading this