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“Aren’t you two a sight for sore eyes!”
“Look at the time. I guess you’d better be going.”
“Don’t you want to tell me about your trip?”
“Say no more. You don’t have to worry about a thing. I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you.”
“You’re bothering me.”
“Royal ball? Can I come?”
“But they’re my parents, [Name]. They love me. And don’t worry. They’ll love you, too.”
“[exasperated sigh] So that’s it. You won’t come?”
“Trust me. It’s a bad idea. We are not going! And that’s final!”
“Are we there yet?”
“[exasperated sigh] For five minutes…Could you not be yourself…FOR FIVE MINUTES!”
“you still think this was a good idea?”
“[softly] Who on earth are they?”
“That’s not little! That’s a really big problem!”
“Quick! While they’re not looking we can make a run for it.”
“It’s easy to see where [Name] gets [pronoun] good looks from.”
“I suppose that would be a fine place to raise the children.”
“It’s a bit early to be thinking about that, isn’t it?”
“I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be…”
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Right, [Name]?”
“That is, assuming you don’t eat your own young!”
“You wouldn’t understand. You’re not her [Familial relationship]!”
“It’s so nice to have the family together for dinner.”
“No, that’s all right. I need to go, anyway.”
“Thanks, but we’ve got all the happiness we need. Happy, happy, happy…”
“You could’ve at least tried to get along with my [Familial relationship].”
“Do you think it might be nice if somebody asked me what I wanted?”
“And guess what, Princess? That’s not about to change.”
“I think, [Name], you’re taking this a little too personally.”
“Oh, stop being such a drama king.”
“You force me to do something I really don’t want to do.”
“We made a deal, [Name], and I assume you don’t want me to go back on my part.”
“Who dares enter my room?”
“But for this, I charge a great deal of money.”
“Sorry. I hope I’m not interrupting anything.”
“I was hoping you’d let me apologize for my despicable behavior earlier.”
“I don’t know what came over me.
“Do you suppose we could pretend it never happened and start over…”
“We passed that three times already!”
“Don’t get huffy! I’m only trying to help.”
“Don’t feel bad. Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you.”
“I just… I just wish I could make [pronoun] happy.”
“Join the club. We’ve got jackets.”
“I am obliged to accompany you until I have saved your life as you have spared me mine.”
“Be sure and use small words, dear. He’s a little slow this morning.”
“You know, you didn’t exactly roll out the Welcome Wagon.”
“Well, what did you expect? Look at what he’s done to you.”
“[Name] Coffee and a Monte Cristo. Now!”
“We represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil and benign.”
“Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed?”
“We don’t even have dental.”
“They don’t even have dental.”
“You don’t exactly smell like a basket of roses!”
“Look. Make yourself useful and go keep watch.”
“What? Where is he? I shall rend his head from his shoulders! I will smite him where he stands!”
“I do believe we can make this work to our advantage.”
“See, you’re allergic to that stuff. You’ll have a reaction. And if you think that I’ll be smearing Vapor Rub over your chest, think again!”
“You still look like an ass to me.”
“It’s just the rain, [Name].”
“Don’t worry. Things seem bad because it’s dark and rainy and [third party]’s father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.”
“Who are you calling donkey?”
“Pick me! I’ll be your true love!”
“And let’s face it. You are a lot easier on the eyes.”
“First things first. We need to get you out of those clothes.”
“You want to dance, pretty boy?”
“I know you never get a second chance at a first impression, but, well, what do you think?”
“Oh, shoot! I don’t think they can hear us, pigeon.”
“But look at me. Look what I’ve done for her.”
“If you really love her… you’ll let her go.”
“I can’t believe you’d walk away from the best thing that happened to you.”
“shockingly, this isn’t making me feel any better.”
“Perhaps it’s best if we just call the whole thing off, okay?”
“That’s not mine!”
“Ah. I thought I might find you here.”
“Change? [Pronoun]’s completely lost [pronouns] mind!”
“But it’s the old one I fell in love with, [Familial relation]. I’d give anything to have [pronoun] back.”
“You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.”
“Say something crazy like “I’m wearing ladies’/mens’ underwear!”
Pardon me, would you mind letting me go?”
“Boom! That’s what I like to hear. Look who’s coming around!”
“we’re gonna need flour. Lots and lots of flour.”
“No, you great stupid pastry!”
“Is that glitter on your lips?”
“Mmm. Cherry flavored. Want to taste?”
“Will you honor me with a dance?”
“[Name], my dearest, if there’s one thing I know, it’s that love is full of surprises.”
“Let’s crash this party!”
“Brace yourselves!”
“Watch out!”
“[whistles] Come on!”
“[sobbing] He needs me! Let me go!”
“Go! Go! Your [pronoun/relation] needs you! Go!”
“Hey, you! Back away from my [familial relation]!
“I’d hoped you’d never see me like this.”
“[giggles] Now, where were we?”
“Baby, where you been?”
“What? Say it one more time. What you talking about? Are you serious?”
