beautiful little fool

"She only drinks coffee at midnight when the moment is not right. Her timing is quite... unusual. You see her confidence is tragic, but her intuition magic; and the shape of her body? Unusual."

[thecommonchick]

*on phone* 

Mom: Did you take the chicken out the freezer? 

Me: Yes. 

*hangs up*

[ratfightbehindthefridge]

I just want everyone to know that your microwave has a button that says “defrost.” It’s not the same as heating it. 30 minutes on defrost will thaw a chicken to the same temp as if it’d been sitting out all day.

You’re welcome.

[digg]

Twinkle Tush is a very real product you can buy.

[d3adbydawn]

unicornbl000d LOL

[storiesofaginger]

happicuppa pardonmewhileipanic misformazing

[pardonmewhileipanic]

I LOVE IT

[soundsnotstr8]

This just draws more attention to it.

[this-crooked-heart]

The Mill Convention Center is gorgeous. Can't wait til it opens! Aug 1st!

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by highcaffeinecode)

[voyagersassenach]

Appreciation post.- “To Lallybroch…” [s01e11]

(x)

[intensetexts]

[ifitismeanttobe-youwillchooseit]

Wow. Suddenly i understand this quote.

[pleatedjeans]

via

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Come on in, the water’s nice.” (photo via sorryifyouknowme)

[abandonedography]

Sequential pictures of my dad in the 80s taken in the same place nearly 30 years later.

Dogpatch USA located is located Arkansas and was a theme park that operated from 1968 to 1993 and sat abandoned from 1994 to 2014. 

(SOURCE)

[reeddacted]

my niece is an amazing magician

[kaleb-old]

????

[psyducked]

I’ve watched this about 30 times and cannot figure out how she did that someone please explain so I can know peace of mind again

[this-crooked-heart]

magnet? maybe it’s stuck to the bottom of the cup?

I can’t get over how adorable her little squeak is... <3

[garhedlund]

Outlander Meme:

↳ [2/6] Quotes - From 1x11: The Devil’s Mark

[iraffiruse]

Gotta work on that spacing

[straightedgesavior434]

what the hell is bull tit anus supposed to be

[duffhilary]

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Like a glove. [video]

[glaad]

Meet 6 local leaders who are accelerating acceptance for the LGBT community in Jackson, Mississippi and read their stories here!

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

[this-crooked-heart]

hopeful-melancholy:

David Holmes was Daniel Radcliffe’s stunt double for the first six Harry Potter movies, and he was set to be his stunt double for the final two movies, but while testing out a flying stunt (famous for being a very dangerous stunt in itself) for Deathly Hallows Part I, he was thrown against a wall, and fractured his neck. The incident left him paralysed for life from the chest down, with only limited movement within his arms and hands. 

[jestereye7x-deactivated20210102]

[this-crooked-heart]

Hang Drum