Kos/Kosm

Ryan / mostly straight adult man

[happyheidi]

[inwardhardar]

[ootpositivity]

Howdy, It's Out of Touch Thursday!!!

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[maximum-hog]

I feel bad but its so fuckin funny hearing a mom say to her kid "stop running!" an aisle over while im working on the flowers and then hearing a loud thudding noise followed by a child crying

[mellifexfarm]

behold my ugly

[styofa]

small & brave

[maximum-hog]

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[maximum-hog]

The end of every other chapter in the Silmarillion: "...and the children of Iluvatar were happy, and all was good."

The beginning of every other chapter in the Silmarillion: "....until Morgoth, in his roth, sent an army of orcs and balrogs into the city and all were killed entirely"

[amnhnyc]

Have you ever seen a tufted pygmy squirrel (Exilisciurus whiteheadi)? Found only in Borneo’s mountain forests—at elevations of more than 3,280.8 ft (1,000 m)—this tiny critter is one of the world’s smallest squirrels. It grows up to 3.4 in (8.6 cm) long. And at about 0.8 oz (22.7 g), adults typically weigh less than half a stick of butter! Easily recognizable thanks to its ear tufts, this species feeds primarily on moss and lichens.

Photo: Daniel Schlaepfer, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

[inevitablyuncertain]

[menaslg]

YYEEEEOOWW

[maximum-hog]

One of my garden centers hired these two 7 foot tall teenage boys for summer and its genuinely so creepy how much women will sit there and stare at them, comment on their bodies, and talk to them first out of anyone at the store when they dont know anything and are just there to load mulch and dirt. You would think theyre the district managers with how often they are approached by the mostly female customerbase, so so so gross to watch theyre literally CHILDREN

[smokingchagga]

Tamriel Rebuilt is just too good 10/10

[jethroq]

[wettestwraith]

prev dont leave this in the tags

[silvergryphonart]

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

[musicalhell]

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

[juh-was-deactivated19691231-dea]

the horse is so fuckable

[softbonesclay]

five guys

[maximum-hog]

Bro just read The Silmarillion its not hard to remember every characters name even when there's like 70 of them and they all sound the same and like half of them change their names multiple times throughout the story based on when they died and/or where they won a big battle and also every landmark & location has multiple pages dedicated to describing the backstory of why it was named that and also there's like 10 different subspecies of elves and humans

Also FUCK melkor