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lvigilantes

like a fragile vase

araigumarchive

i'm going to read the light novel

nyctibiius

she has been pickled for her crimes

guooey

sandmanalone

The spirit of Mouse compelled me:

biomedical-nacre

she suck on my mysterious artifact and I'm like hey don't do that

fipindustries

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

mint-corset

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

such-justice-wow

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

lectorel

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

domina-honoribila

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

teaboot

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

tinybed

comealongphil

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

punkrorschach

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

lysenkoite

weaselle

abz-j-harding

i can't cope

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

gregtom

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Happy Pride

only-cat-memes

kittybroker

Warning!! Bad cat alert! Only 50 cents for a foul creature!

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wingkink

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

arcstone

TBHX Hero Agencies & Pride Month:

Treeman: Nothing. No acknowledgement on social media, no rainbow marketing, nothing. Shang De funds his hero projects through real estate development and forced Nice into an aggressively heterosexual PR relationship, there's no way this man isn't homophobic. If anything, Nice and Moon make even more public appearances together during pride month.

Mighty Glory: Similar to Treeman, but the lack of participation is more out of disinterest than active disdain. Rock thinks pretty much all forms of human connection are beneath him and only cares about relationships insofar as he can leverage them, so I don't think he thinks he's a homophobe, but like. he also deliberately cultivates a manosphere-esc hyper-masculine fanbase, so even if he's just catering to this demographic because they're easy to manipulate, actions kinda speak louder than words here. A blurry photo of a man who looks very similar to Ghostblade (the mask and shades make it hard to tell) attending a pride parade circulates on the internet for a few days, but that's about it.

FOMO: Surprisingly subdued. The company's official account makes a post at the start of the June wishing the site's users a happy pride month, but after that any participation is at the discretion of individual heroes and staff. Zac posts a pic of himself sporting an "ally" pin with the caption "y'all are cool" (he's actually aro-ace but doesn't self-reflect enough to figure that out). Loli makes a coming out post entirely consisting of a high-angle selfie in which she's wearing lesbian flag face paint and flipping off the camera with a massive pink claw gauntlet. PR goes back and forth a bit before deciding it's safe for FOMOfficial to repost it. Some Guy working in the finance department cashes in a few paid vacation days, and the next morning all the city's streets are rainbows. The correlation goes unnoticed.

DOS: They brand themselves as the most (outwardly) progressive hero agency; you just know these fuckers go all out. Their logo is rainbow-coloured the second June kicks off. Micky at least is actually gay, albeit in a very tech CEO way such that most people would be forgiven for not knowing it. The DOS_Official FOMO account also makes a "happy pride month!" post, but theirs includes a photo of all their top-ranked heroes posing somewhere with a rainbow in the background (their most recent one was on the roof of Hero Tower, with the floor covered in multicoloured paint and the image itself captured by a drone). Pride-themed photoshoots are arranged for all of their openly queer heroes. Bowa's double-headed ax merch gets a major push in marketing. Little Johnny makes a good-natured joke about appreciating bears. Lucky Cyan drops a new single that's ambiguously about a girl. Queen and Cyan are conspicuously close to one another in all their public appearances. This goes on for thirty days, nearly nonstop, until June ends and it's right back to business as usual as quickly as it began.