i am the irl maxwelfish

yes i am the irl maxwelfish yes i can tkae your aoutograph

[maxwelfish]

heterosexual

yeah

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mo salah appreciation post

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girlboss

(do not repost without permission, pfp use is okay with credit!)

[maxwelfish]

insanely good art follow this person they are cool

[maxwelfish]

imagine being the irl maxwell fish smh my head

what's it like being under ten foot tall? bet it sucks, doesn't it? wow. you are just the smallest, aren't you? you are small and unworthy. that is all you are. i would squish you like a bug but your shortcomings in height transcend the point where i can actually interact with your physical form. you are nothing but an atom in my presence. that must be pretty sucky, huh? being that insignificant. let me guess, you think 10,000 kilometers is a long distance too? LMFAO. that's right. that's me laughing at you. small ass bitch

[maxwelfish]

ever just enjoy something immensely cringe

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sus (1/4)

you are the ground beneath me

[maxwelfish]

Flag of the state of Nebraska, USA.

there are just shy of 2 million people in this god forsaken state. and they must pledge their allegiance to this? this is shit. this is a terrible flag. the uninventive color scheme of the backdrop combined with a state seal is used by 14 other states, and yet, this STILL found a way to be the worst. it is amplified by there being barely any recognizable features from over 10 feet away due to every detail being yellow. i kid you not, the flag was actually flown upside down at the capitol for 10 days before ANYBODY noticed. even the flag of New Hampshire, in all of its blandness, still has a CRUMB of color diversity. the state of Oregon, another similar flag, is also exclusively yellow and blue. but it at least has STATE OF OREGON comedically displayed in big blocky letters, so it gets a pass on the basis of subtlety

it’s not even like this hasn’t been addressed before. there has been multiple pushes to redesign the flag (ESPECIALLY after the whole upside down thing) and yet. we haven’t. it’s not like it’s impossible to redesign a state’s flag, either, as Georgia actually did in 2003 after being voted the worst state/provincial flag by a large margin.¹ and this is bothersome because Nebraska has nothing better to do. its international reputation is being boring and completely void of scenery (which, isn’t completely true, however, holds merit on I-80)

i hope i informed you on how terrible this flag is. if you’d like to hear more, here is the North American Vexillological Association’s tips on what makes a flag good and what makes one bad. have fun using the checklist for Nebraska! ¹ Nebraska came second to last in NAVA’s state/provincial flag rankings, take that as you wish

[maxwelfish]

an observation

it seems as the more you learn about a country, state, province, or territory, the worse it becomes

[sexhaver]

your url is wrong. how can you have a sex if you don't have a gender

the difference between sex and gender is that i didn't have gender with your mom last night. hope this helps

[maxwelfish]

I found the Saint Lucia rock in Mongolia guys

[maxwelfish]

uhhhhhh let me be clear

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5x13 | 8x13

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if this gets 40 notes i’ll do a credit card number reveal

we got this tumblr!!!!!

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Mom Schnee and of course Sneak peek

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you could call it a... schneek peek!

[rwbybutincorrect]

DOTS...

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starring @s4m-1hat​, @monoluytenb​, and @maxwelfish​

[maxwelfish]

don’t worry guys, this wasn’t unprompted, i did it because my body is made up of 80% testosterone and 20% blood, and it was being talked about earlier, so don’t be concerned :D

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[maxwelfish]

@stolesomesnazzyshades​ the average vc with me