look at me?. stop staring at that twink by the dj booth and look at me. yes, i am ordering you to go talk to him. what are you gonna do? say no?. don't you dare give me that wide-eyed "but… but i'm straight!" look. we are so beyond that. i've seen you go through your "adventurous" phase, your "bicurious" phase… honey, it's time to just admit you're in your sissy slut era. you belong on your knees with a popper bottle in one hand and a dick in the other. you are a good girl who does what she's told. now go be a fucking cliché and get your back blown out in the bathroom. i'll cover for you. 😉













