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At exactly which point do you start to realize That life without knowledge is, death in disguise?

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[mattbellassai]

spreaditlikeavirus:

afgaganistan:

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

Going to church and praying to God.

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If there's any doubt in your mind that Kanye West isn't the best rapper ever, you should know he once did an entire verse that was just a set up to a poop joke. 

Hello, uh, I'm Yeezy

She said, "Hi I'm Aria"

No, you an angel

You wave hi to Aaliyah

I got a show in Korea,

They built a new arena

Why don't you come and

Watch a nigga tear the whole scene up

I know I seen ya before,

but don't know where I seen ya

Oh I remember now

It's something that I dreamed up

Don C says she cool,

But don't let her fuck her cream up

Monica Lewinski on the dress

She'll take ya to the cleaner

Sure enough a week later

I'm an extra love

And everybody know she mine

So she extra plugged

Every bouncer, every club

Show her extra love

We just praying the new fame

Don't get the best of us

But all good things gotta

Come to an end

She let it go to her head,

No, not my Aria

The height of her shopping

was the writer's blocking me

I couldn't get my shit out

Anyway

I hope you die Aria

Doesn't get better than that, folks

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I NEED THIS UMBRELLA

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gf is prego we like to get kinky anyways one night things get particularly saucy i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering ohshitohshitohshitohshit i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital she's still bleeding everywhere by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much more, but all color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state storm into the emergency room, carry her to the nearest doctor and explain everything he takes one look at her and says “sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do” "WHY THE FUCK NOT???” “we don’t operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce” mfw

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2b8qie/what_is_a_normal_word_not_a_racial_slur_or_swear/cj336ou

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Why did Americans change the spelling of colour?

Because fuck u that's why

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Fluorescent paintings on the human canvas, under black light

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Kanye West trying to seduce Kanye West

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I don't think there can be a gif better than this one

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"I am not what you see, I am what you ignore."

[lameborghini]

my throne

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I was listening to a Spanish podcast and I came across a tradition in Catalonia called, no shit, the shitting log. (Caga tio)

You cannot make this shit up.

You take a dressed up log, as seen above, and every day starting on December 8th you give the log a little bit to "eat." On Christmas day you half place it in the fireplace and you order the log to defecate. Then the parents order the kids to leave the room and to pray that the log shits them a bunch of presents. This is when the parents disperse the presents. Naturally, the log can't dump large objects (the Three Wise men do that) so the log gives such gifts as candy, nuts, dried figs, or even more smelly crap-like gifts like salted herring, garlic, or onions. The log will even leave a bowl of water as if it urinated it. 

At this point, you're probably well in the "WTF" mode. It gets better though, stay with me. 

The kids, when they come back in, will sing a song that goes something like this:

Shit, log! Shit nougats, Hazelnuts and mato cheese! If you don't shit well, I'll hit you with a stick! Shit, log!

Or an alternate version that goes like this:

Shit, log! Log of Christmas Don't shit herrings Which are too salty Shit nougats Which are much better!

The kids then BEAT THE SHIT LOG WITH STICKS. After they're done with a verse, a gift is pulled from underneath the blanket, then they do it again!

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This guy on Reddit makes fictional dialogue between these two characters, Ted and James. They are just, great.

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[coffeesgirl]

malcolm in the middle was the realest show

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GOAT sitcom in my book, still my favorite