I'm William

It's very nice to meet you. I'm not very good at hellos, but I think I can try just for you! Also, I apologise for the snow. But snow is my favourite and I just really like it, and... yeah.

[maybewilliammoore]

Oh.

[okjuno-deactivated20130530]

Splendid my ass.

[maybewilliammoore]

I don't know how to respond to that.

I'm very confused.

I just think you are splendid, I think, if that's okay.

[maybewilliammoore]

Oh.

[okjuno-deactivated20130530]

Girls quite like gentlemen. Especially when they’re cute. Like you, for example.

[maybewilliammoore]

Ngh! I'm not cute. No. Not me. Other people yes, me no, like... like, you, for instance, are quite cute and nice and splendid. I am not those things. 

[maybewilliammoore]

Oh.

[okjuno-deactivated20130530]

Isn’t that what most guys want, though?

[maybewilliammoore]

Oh... I don't really know... I don't know. Some guys like to treat girls like ladies and be princes and things. I would like to be a gentleman I think. I like being gentlemanly. 

[maybewilliammoore]

Oh.

[okjuno-deactivated20130530]

Please tell me you’re not a Swiftie or whatever.

[maybewilliammoore]

I don't know if I'm a Swiftie. I do like girls with lipstick. I think it's cute. And I don't know. She's cute too. I don't know. I like Harry, too, though, and I don't think they were quite meant for each other. She's sort of... demanding, and he is sort of... I don't know, I think he just wants boobs and good smelling hair. 

[maybewilliammoore]

Oh.

[irencs]

I have to admit I’m not a big fan of pickles in general.  Sour food just are never really appealing.  That sounds like in Chinese restaurants when you get fortune cookies and oranges how you can’t eat the orange first because then the cookie is disgusting. I judge everyone, don’t take it so hard.

[maybewilliammoore]

Ah, I've never gotten an orange at a Chinese restaurant before! That sounds really yummy and magical and things and I think I might like that a lot. And ngh, okay, I will try to let you judge me, I hope you find me normal, please find me normal. 

[maybewilliammoore]

Oh.

[rileyacks-blog]

Blech. Orange juice after toothpaste is the absolute worst. The thought of pickles and ice cream still makes me a bit nauseous.

[maybewilliammoore]

You also don't like chips in your peanut butter and jellies. Clearly, you have no sense of taste.

[maybewilliammoore]

Oh.

[okjuno-deactivated20130530]

Like Taylor Swift and Harry Styles?

[maybewilliammoore]

Shhh. That never happened, okay? They wouldn't do that to meeeeeee.

[maybewilliammoore]

Oh.

[irencs]

My main concern right now is how you ever thought that would work out in the first place.

[maybewilliammoore]

Ah, but it's really not so bad if you have the pickle part before hand. Please don't judge me, I am trying my best. Sour makes sweet taste sweeter, but sweet makes sour taste sourer, bleh.

[maybewilliammoore]

Oh.

[rileyacks-blog]

I’m gagging. That sounds like an awful, awful idea Will.

[maybewilliammoore]

Noooo. Not awful. Cause eating ice cream after pickles is really good, but going the other way is bad. Like orange juice before toothpaste is yummy, but the other way around is a nightmare.

[maybewilliammoore]

Oh.

[skylarhastings]

That sounds delicious but my mind is deceiving me, it seems. Was it awful, then?

[maybewilliammoore]

Going from the pickles to the ice cream part was actually really ballin'. But the going back was disgusting. 

I feel like I talk about these two things a lot cause I ALWAYS eat ice cream after pickles, just today I had them together and at the same time.

[maybewilliammoore]

Oh.

Sometimes you think things will go together, and then they don't. 

Pickles and chocolate ice cream are some of those things.

[maybewilliammoore]

I want a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich.

[maybewilliammoore]

Oh, he makes them for you? That’s very nice of him. At least he’s trying to think about you, yeah? It’s good to be thought about. 

Um… ngh, I think they were peanutbutter chocolate chip. They might be just plain chocolate chip. They both look the saaaame. 

[evan-griffin-blog]

I mean, yeah, I guess so.

Which of the two do you like better? 

[maybewilliammoore]

I feel bad he always forgets. I hope you don't feel bad he forgets. 

Peanut butter chocolate chip! And you! 

[maybewilliammoore]

I want a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich.

[maybewilliammoore]

Oh. I like loads and loads of jelly. LOADS of jelly. So it is drippy and properly sticky. I like lots of peanut butter and a little honey on toast thought. 

[skylarhastings]

Doesn’t that make a really big mess, though? 

I agree with you on the toast though. I smoother it in peanut butter.

[maybewilliammoore]

Mrs. Frizzle says to "Take chances, make mistakes, get messy!" That's from Magic School Bus. Have you seen Magic School Bus? I know that one! 

Do you put honey on it too?!

[maybewilliammoore]

I want a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich.

[maybewilliammoore]

Yes, yes! And then it can be just us and things. Or… us and the cat. Can you make him a pb and j too, please? 

Okay. Scary talking or excited talking? 

[ashtonthornton]

Yep. I’ll make all three of us a kick-butt picnic, alright? 

Scary, but for me, I think. I don’t really know. 

[maybewilliammoore]

Yes, all right! Maybe I'll meet you there in like... ten minutes or so? More? Less? 

Well, I mean... I wouldn't be scared. I am the least intimidating person I know. Whatever it is, I wouldn't worry about telling it to me, yeah?

[maybewilliammoore]

I want a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich.

[maybewilliammoore]

I thought you might! They’re so yummy! Do you like more peanutbutter or more jelly?

[skylarhastings]

I’m very particular about my PB&J. I like it to be exactly even. 

[maybewilliammoore]

Oh. I like loads and loads of jelly. LOADS of jelly. So it is drippy and properly sticky. I like lots of peanut butter and a little honey on toast thought. 

[maybewilliammoore]

I want a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich.

[maybewilliammoore]

I am so jealous! But I bet you must be sick of them. I bake cookies with my mom mostly. You should come have some!

[evan-griffin-blog]

Not really. Besides, my uncle would probably get upset if I didn’t eat them. I tried to tell him that I don’t want them every day, but I think he forgets.

I would love to. What kind of cookies?

[maybewilliammoore]

Oh, he makes them for you? That's very nice of him. At least he's trying to think about you, yeah? It's good to be thought about. 

Um... ngh, I think they were peanutbutter chocolate chip. They might be just plain chocolate chip. They both look the saaaame. 

[maybewilliammoore]

I want a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich.

[maybewilliammoore]

Yes! And we can picnic. I like to picnic.

[ashtonthornton]

Me too. We can go in that part of the park with the hills and all the daisies and stuff. The one with the stray cat! Remember that area?

Besides — I think I need to talk to you.

[maybewilliammoore]

Yes, yes! And then it can be just us and things. Or... us and the cat. Can you make him a pb and j too, please? 

Okay. Scary talking or excited talking?