Matias Navarro

Matty Navarro. Rp blog. Not affiliated with Maluma.

[sassysexyvixen-deactivated20230]

I stopped and got a couple red toys from the store.  RIP red truck.  

[mayhemwithmatty]

Well I’ll see you soon with the toys. They’re building a snow fort for the blue truck right now.

[mayhemwithmatty]

Send help, being attacked by hooligan cousins. Someone get these kids orange juice and cookies, I’ll pay you back.

[sassysexyvixen-deactivated20230]

Did you check underneath you for the toy? Also, I’m heading over now.  No orange juice, but i thought milk would be good with the cookies.  

[mayhemwithmatty]

Yeah, I moved us three feet and still no sign of the red truck. Right now the blue truck is alright, but the screaming will begin eventually. 

[mayhemwithmatty]

Send help, being attacked by hooligan cousins. Someone get these kids orange juice and cookies, I’ll pay you back.

[mayhemwithmatty]

Biggest pet peeve?

Oh damn, there are so many. Literally anything that means I have to call a bouncer or the cops on someone at work. Drink responsibly and don’t be a fucking dick.

[sassysexyvixen-deactivated20230]

Matty [text]: just throwing it out there that i appreciate you not breaking MY nose

[txt] I mean, I could but I feel thats more of a turn off than a turn on.  [txt] And I like your nose.  

[mayhemwithmatty]

[text]: there’s nothing sexy about choking on my own blood so i appreciate it 

[text]: i think we can rest easy knowing we weren’t THIS dense 

[mayhemwithmatty]

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

Little sister when I put her in a headlock this morning. 

[mayhemwithmatty]

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

I think I was twelve. Pretty sure spin the bottle was involved, and it wasn’t really that special.

[sassysexyvixen-deactivated20230]

Whats your relationship status?

I’m pretty fuckin’ taken by the muy caliente, @mayhemwithmatty.

[mayhemwithmatty]

sassysexyvixen‌:

and boy is it great when you give the stink eye.  They turn the other way every time.  

Not a bad success rate, even if it probably drops your tip rate a bit.

[mayhemwithmatty]

Whats your relationship status?

Dating @sassysexyvixen because I finally got my shit together, thank you very much.

[sassysexyvixen-deactivated20230]

Whats your relationship status?

I’m pretty fuckin’ taken by the muy caliente, @mayhemwithmatty.

[mayhemwithmatty]

One lucky guy who luckily works with his sexy girlfriend and can give the stink eye to drunk flirty patrons on her behalf.

[weerwolvin-deactivated20141116]

identity ask.........oh shit

if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?

have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who?

list your fandoms and one character from each that you identify with.

do you like your name?  is there another name you think would fit you better?

do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? do you identify yourself by the things you do?

are you religious/spiritual?

do you care about your ethnicity?

what musical artists have you most felt connected to over your lifetime?

are you an artist?

do you have a creed?

describe your ideal day.

dog person or cat person?

inside or outdoors?

are you a musician?

five most influential books over your lifetime.

if you’d grown up in a different environment, do you think you’d have turned out the same?

would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”?

what’s your patronus?

which Harry Potter house would you be in? or are you a muggle?

would you rather be in Middle Earth, Narnia, Hogwarts, or somewhere else?

do you love easily?

list the top five things you spend the most time doing, in order.

how often would you want to see your family every year?

have you ever felt like you had a “mind-meld” with someone?

could you live as a hermit?

how would you describe your gender/sexuality?

do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”?

on a scale from 1 to 10, how hard is it for someone to get under your skin?

three songs that you connect with right now.

pick one of your favorite quotes.

[pennyroyalprincess-deactivated2]

first time I actually love these questions

[mayhemwithmatty]

2. Drunken story time. GO!

Well, the first time I got completely wasted I had to call my abuela and ask her to come and get me. I was fifteen and she told me alcohol is demon juice and that I needed Jesus in a big way.

[sassysexyvixen-deactivated20230]

[sassysexyvixen-deactivated20230]

but it is so much more fun to leave these thirst traps here for you

[mayhemwithmatty]

Two can play at that game. 

[mayhemwithmatty]

16. turn on's

In summary.

[sassysexyvixen-deactivated20230]

poor me only has a wall to dance on.  if only @mayhemwithmatty were here.  oh whoa is a me

[mayhemwithmatty]

You know, a phone call works just as well.

[sassysexyvixen-deactivated20230]

cutest thing a person has ever done for you

I called him papi and he didn’t freak out on me.  Aside from that…gifts are always sweet.  And so is candy.  Ooooh…

[sassysexyvixen-deactivated20230]

I’m going to need you to stop assuming everything I do is on a dare.  That was certainly not  a dare.  

[mayhemwithmatty]

Well I got that memo now, mami.

[sassysexyvixen-deactivated20230]

how you met the person you fell hardest for

It was the time of diapers and cooties.  Our parents used eachother as babysitters.  then he saved me from a bully and damn did I start ignoring those cooties.  

[mayhemwithmatty]

And the rest is history. Not that you couldn’t have kicked that bully’s butt even back in the day.