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@mazetotheend
((This blog is still on hiatus, technically. Some people can't rp while the world is in a state of protest, and I'm one of them, ok? So in honor of these causes, this blog will be on strike for a while. A long while. But I hope you can understand.))
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD BE LITERALLY 100% OKAY WITH FAN ART ABOUT YOU EVEN IF IT WAS JUST STICK MEN
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Wow, that’s a lotta folks! :O
Evening everyone! My name’s Dame, pleased to meet you!
Ah, it seems you've found my mun's blog. She is quite the silent spectator. Anyway, I'm Mazemaker, and it's certainly a pleasure to meet you.
✌ reblog this if u want asks but know you wont get any ✌
+Dirk: Start Central
[DV 1.3]
You are in a room all by yourself. The walls, floor, and ceiling are white. Up on the ceiling is a trapdoor hanging down, with an improvised grappling hook notched in it, its strong rope hanging downward. Its hook looks to be ripped off from above the closed, doorknobless metal door on the far wall. Leaning against the door is a ladder. In the center of the room is a waist-high spool with three handles extending horizontally off it like parts of the letter Y. Through the trapdoor right above you, you can see it is somewhat dark up there. It looks like the wall of an airduct up there, but with horrible scratches in the metal, cutting at least an inch thick!
"The wedding has been moved to next week." (mazetotheend)
Dirk rose a brow. That was slightly unexpected. “Who’s wedding? And why didnt i know until just now?” He was a tad bit confused, but his face showed no other emotion after his brow dropped. Even with the shades off, he was as stoic as ever.
|| mazetotheend ||
"Oh, you know, the one between Vriska and..." She stops. What was his name again? "...that one orange guy that's not you or a Nitram or a Light aspect. But anyway, Vriska just sent a group memo. She says it will take Tavros a week to get the paint off during last night's rehearsal dinner, and she needs him clean for the big day. Or at least that's what they said."
OOC
(( Want to rp with Mazemaker, but have no starter and don't feel like going through my starter tag to get one? Inbox me ♕ and I'll find the perfect one for us. Heck, I'll even write one if you ask ))
MISCELLANEOUS SENTENCE STARTERS
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
“When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for being a fan.” Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing.”
“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
“Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.”
“Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
“Love means never having to say you’re sorry for a minor stab wound.”
“I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit.”
“If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.”
“Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.”
“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
“If I saw you hitchhiking, I’d smile and return your thumb’s up, just for you doing such a great job of being a positive roadside influence.”
“Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!”
“I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always running out of space in my freezer.”
“You know what I like most about people? Pets.”
“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
“Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up?”
“What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”
“The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK.”
“I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist.”
“I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.”
“Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.”
“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”
“I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave.”
“You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!”
“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.”
“Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.”
“You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!”
“If you weren't so psychotic, you'd be fun to hang around.”
“Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”
“Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?”
“I wouldn't say I'm superficial, just averagely ficial.”
“Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the stuff just lying around in my attic.”
“I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.”
“Flowers and fear are a lot alike. For one, flowers and fear have a distinct smell, and two, I’m currently trying to grow both in my garden.”
THERE ARE MORE OF YOU
Hello there children of the bean
Please enjoy your stay at Jadesthecoolioville
Population: Me.
Ah, so you found my mun's blog. No matter. Anyway, the name's Mazemaker.
✧*:･ﾟSend me one! ✧*:･ﾟ
(ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ — SENPAI
(ﾉ◕‿◕)ﾉ— I love your blog
(●﹏●✿) — I don’t talk to you, but stalk enjoying your blog from a distance
( ╹◡╹) — Want to be friends
(¬_¬) — Hate/Jealous of you/blog
(✖╭╮✖) — Dead to me
(≧▽≦) — You give me feels
(●ω●✿) — A starter, maybe?
Send me a symbol
☑ - I want to RP ✾ - I want to RP smut ♥ - I want to RP a relationship ☄ - I want to RP an AU ❂ - I want to RP angst ☠ - I want to RP violence/harm ✄ - I want to RP trauma
You’ve entered a new room, but unfortunately, you’ve got company. You see 7 silent beasts in the dark, some licking their massive and pointy teeth with taloned tongues while the algae-like tentacles hanging off their chins sway in a sudden draft from the trapdoor open over…
You quietly and stealthily proceed into the next room, which is surprisingly empty. There are passages continuing off the far, left, and right walls. Meanwhile, a ramp version of what would be a spiral staircase leads downward in the corner where the right and far walls meet.
Six breathed a quiet sigh of relief as he entered the new room, having passed whatever those creatures had been. He let his eyes flicker around the room, searching for the most promising looking way. Taking a deep breath, he tried the passage on the far wall.
You come across two of the beasts in the next room, but these are gold. Strange, hm? One of them is blocking the left exit, while the far and right exits are free. The other one is curled up in the middle. It seems to be tired.
Six hesitated a bit, contemplating his choices. He could certainly continue onward, but, personally, he would opt for the most safe route. The man wasn’t sure what the creatures could do, but he would rather check all his options to see what seemed to have a smaller chance that something undesirable would take places. He decided to go back and look at his previous options.
You look at the room you’ve just left. One golden beast lurks in the far right corner. Speaking of which, there’s another right in the corner. And one in the middle. Sleeping…All the exits (left, right, far, stairs spiraling down) are free, but suddenly you hear a loud DONG! All of the beasts’ scales change color from gold to silver. Weird.
Six froze as soon as he laid eyes on the beasts. When had they come in? He certainly hadn’t heard them, and his senses were quite keen. Not only that, but what was with the color changing? It was certainly suspicious.
He supposed he may as well try the staircase. It didn’t seem like a bad choice.
You walk down the stairs to find a black beast in the shadows. The only other passage goes forward, as you are now facing left of your last position when you reached the bottom of the stairs. There is a trapdoor on the ground, but the beast is on top of it. Oh well. This is going to be tough…
Six bit his lip, pondering whether or not to turn back. In some way, this creature looked more unnerving than those he had passed before. Or at least, in his opinion, it did. However, there was only one here in comparison to the multiple he had encountered in every other room so far. Taking a deep breath, he decided to go forwards, down the passage.
You come across an empty passage only going forward. There is a trapdoor halfway to the next passage.
Six looked around for a few seconds, contemplating where to go. Eventually, he decided to continue down the passage.
Another empty passage greets you, only this time there’s a staircase at the end of it. Oh, and there’s a trapdoor on the ground but that’s not important.
Six glanced at the trapdoor for a few moments before deciding to continue on the staircase.
The pleasant abscence of beasts continues as you come out on top of the stairs, facing the opposite direction of the one you had been before climbing the stairs. There are passages on the far and right walls. And there is another trapdoor in the ground, but that is of no significance.
halloween AUs
Deep conversations and wow i wonder what you look like under that scary mask AU
Everyone thinks we came to this party as a couple because our costumes match what’s your name AU
Babe i know it’s halloween but we have to take my little...
((The first non-anon to inbox me one of these AUs will be in one with me for the entirety of October. M!As associated with these may affect my muse outside of the rp too. ))
Abusive ||Starter Sentences||
"I expect you to be home at 7 o'clock sharp, you hear me?"
"Where the fuck were you?! You know I'm going to have to punish you now, right?"
"Now which spot on your body haven't I bruised yet?"
"You've been a VERY naughty boy/girl today.. so you have to be punished. Now do you want the taser first or the hot iron?"
"As soon as you get home, you're going to [insert chore(s) here].. or else..."
"Nobody loves you besides me, but some days, you piss me off to the point where I consider leaving you."
"You did a shitty ass job! Do it again!"
"What did I say about staying out late?! Huh?! WHAT DID I SAY?!"
"God, I can't fucking LIVE with you anymore! You're a disgrace and, compared to your older/younger brother/sister, you're absolute fucking dirt!"
"Jesus, do you even know how to do this?! It's simple, yet you're fucking stupid!"
"Every passing moment I'm with you, I regret the day I ever asked you out."
"Don't leave, please.. I'm sorry for what I did to you.. I promise I'll never do it again."
"It's remarkable how I even put up with you for the past [insert number here] months/years."
Mazemaker: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." (mazetotheend)
"Are you just trying to shut me up, or what?"
"Well, I honestly don’t care what you are for Halloween. Both of those costumes look great on you."
"I guess may8e I should take a page from Terezi’s 8ook and flip a coin, then. ‘Though unlike her I’ll actually check what it lands on."
"That sounds great. There’s also a nice randomizer I like to use for trivial decisions. I just put numbers to choices and BAM! There’s your answer.”
"Or I could roll one of my dice. The regular ones, not the weaponized ones. Or consult one of my magic 8 8alls even though they kinda suck."
" I forgot you had those. What's it like, having dicekind as your strife specibus? It sounds interesting."
Mazemaker: "Luxury Seat, please."
Send me “Luxury Seat” to see my character’s reaction to yours sitting on mine’s lap
oh…. OH…. why are you sitting on me…?
She casually shrugs, and chuckles. “True friends are chairs for each other when they need it. And besides, my sister used to do this to me..” She falls silent, and gets off. “But anyway, hi, and you now have a free pass to sit on me. Sorry about that.” She still smiles at you.
*you laugh a little bit, not making a move to stand up.* i didn’t say you had to get off, i was just surprised is all.
She gets back on. "Thanks." The platonic snuggling/cuddling has begun.
((Hi! Thanks for the follow! Your pyrope interests me. I'd love to rp with her using my sideblog mazetotheend .))
[ What Muse does it contain? ]
(( Mazemaker, an OC. There's about pages, etc. to read about on this blog ))
