You had me at meat tornado

Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing. Welcome to my blog. dont talk to me if you don't like parks and rec. that's all. bye

[hamishwatson]

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

[oscarisaaic-archive]

So I’m done.

[mazuidesu-blog]

women's magazine

Page 14: You're beautiful the way you are

Page 15: How to quickly lose weight

Page 16: Cake Recipe

[harrisonfords-deactivated201211]

[shaykaco-blog]

if you didn’t tear up here you’re lying

[mazuidesu-blog]

playing video game

game: this weapon has +6 damage and +4 defense from your current weapon

me: but it ugly

[moan-s]

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Queue” is just “Q” followed by 4 silent letters.

[nightonblogmountain]

[afrorevolution]

[kandykurves]

They’re going to try and kill him.

[kingnycjohnson-deactivated20170]

He’s probably already dead

[sloppyslimyeggss]

BOOOOOST THIS

[rlyhigh]

YOOOOO

[rlyhigh]

seriously guys boost this

I don’t care if it looks ugly on your blogs THIS COULD POSSIBLY SAVE LIVES

[africanaquarian]

Nigerians are about to save the world

[jukadiie]

[worldwide-revolution-deactivate]

Governments are gonna kill this guy.

[i-partied-with-gatsby-deactivat]

his name is Maduike Ezeibe, a professor at the Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike, Abia State. this is huge

[silksashes-blog-blog]

[throwbackblr]

tommy didn’t know what to do with all that ass

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[gerardpiqashian]

Idk what I find more amusing, the vine or the fact that Shakira approves of it

[animatedtext]

[sppaade]

[thefilmghoul]

Dexter moments |S01Ep10| “Seeing Red”

[johncoltrash-deactivated2020052]

Paul Blart Masterpost pt. 2

[nyxtheempress-deactivated201707]

HTIS WA STOO JCUFH IM DYING HELP

[aintnobodygotmoneyfodat]

loudest noises: -dad sneezes -mom yells -trying to get a pot out of the pot cupboard -dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower -flushing the toilet at 3am in the morning -IMAX

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

[yroxis-original]

Personality:I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do