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why do i work here again i'm not good at my job

[mc-sigma]

i want a large bic mac with some apple slices please, oh and some apple juice - AB Shibu

Of course, for here or to go? Also don’t mind the rats.

[applebees-shibusawa]

for here, please, i dont mind the rats

[mc-sigma]

Your order will be out soon, you’re free to pet the rats if you’d like, or…take some…haha

[applebees-shibusawa]

free rats? sweet! *hides a chunky rat in coat*

[mc-sigma]

Thank you...You can have your meal free of charge have as many rats as you want..!

Oh, here’s your order, sir.

[mc-sigma]

mister sigma how is your job? - 🍎

Tiring, really. My coworkers keep bringing rats in, and while I don’t doubt that they are clean and well cared for, pets aren’t allowed in the kitchen since they can burn themselves...Oh, I’m rambling. Anyways, do you want to order something?

[applebees-shibusawa]

what the fuck is applebees you bourgeva? you think the people of the community can afford your overpriced fast food? close your food chain and delete your roblox account

i-.,,m s s sorryry..,,,if c cant g h elp.,,,b b eigng gg ay…

[mc-sigma]

i feel that

[mc-sigma]

i want a large bic mac with some apple slices please, oh and some apple juice - AB Shibu

Of course, for here or to go? Also don’t mind the rats.

[applebees-shibusawa]

for here, please, i dont mind the rats

[mc-sigma]

Your order will be out soon, you’re free to pet the rats if you’d like, or...take some...haha

[mc-sigma]

i want a large bic mac with some apple slices please, oh and some apple juice - AB Shibu

Of course, for here or to go? Also don’t mind the rats.

[mcfyodor]

@mc-sigma kepchup

[mc-sigma]

...please be perfessional

[mc-sigma]

*dumps a bucket of rats on u* - McFyodor

...Fyodor, get the rats off of me and out of this store, or else I’ll fire you.

[mcfyodor]

when will mcgogol come home 😔

[mcgogol]

*BUSTS THROUGH DOOR*

FedyaAaAa I’m hoOOME!!!!

[mcfyodor]

finally you are home I broke the washing machine and there is literally soap eeeeeeverywheeeere, the paper towels are g o n e I can’t use anything to wipe it uuuuuuup. Ohhhhh my god it’s literally just dripping look at it it’s so disgusting it’s like an ice cream dispenseeerrrrerer

[mc-sigma]

Please tell me the ice cream you sent out wasn’t from that just because it looks like the dispenser...

[mc-sigma]

I want a Number 7, extra cheese. Oh and make the patty well done, I dont want that rat Dostoyevsky to give me the fucking plague again. Make sure those disgusting rodent germs are cooked out. Oh, and a DIET sprite, but go light on the ice, if it’s watered down at all I’m leaving a bad review on Yelp. Also don’t forget to take the seeds off the bun. I like the texture of the sesame buns, but no seeds. My employee Howard will pick up the order, in exactly 25 minutes. Have it ready. -@bkfitzgerald

@mcgogol Please…cook it while I take the sesame seeds off, we can’t have another bad yelp review

[mcgogol]

you can count on me!! ;o)

*opens coat*

*rats start skittering out all over the place*

there we go! :o)

[mc-sigma]

Gogol, please put the rats back I don’t want them burning themselves on the stove-

[mcgogol]

don’t worry Sigma they’re well behaved!!

they do like chewing on cards though so i’d be careful if i were you- oh hey look!! it latched onto your cape!! isnt that adorable?!!?!?!?

[mc-sigma]

...Gogol, you and Fyodor are paying for any card decks the rats destroy if they can chew through the case.

[mc-sigma]

*gently places a rat in your hand* -mcfuck

Take it back or I will throw it into the bathroom

[mcfyodor]

*gently places another rat in your hand*

[mc-sigma]

Fyodor. Listen to me, I enjoyed these rats before but…this is out of control. Please.

[mcfyodor]

*gently places another rat in your hand*

[mc-sigma]

Fyodor I have no more hands for these rats.

[mcfyodor]

*gently places a rat in your hair*

[mc-sigma]

Please.. please get the rat out of my hair I have work to do and orders to take-

[mcfyodor]

:(

[mc-sigma]

...They can stay for a little while.

[bkfitzgerald]

boy howdy i sure do hope there are no sesame seeds in this here burger cuz we alll know that i am Deathly Allergic

[mc-sigma]

I- please be careful. I don't want the police to come into the McDonalds to question people about your death-

[mc-sigma]

*gently places a rat in your hand* -mcfuck

Take it back or I will throw it into the bathroom

[mcfyodor]

*gently places another rat in your hand*

[mc-sigma]

Fyodor. Listen to me, I enjoyed these rats before but…this is out of control. Please.

[mcfyodor]

*gently places another rat in your hand*

[mc-sigma]

Fyodor I have no more hands for these rats.

[mcfyodor]

*gently places a rat in your hair*

[mc-sigma]

Please.. please get the rat out of my hair I have work to do and orders to take-

[mc-sigma]

*gently places a rat in your hand* -mcfuck

Take it back or I will throw it into the bathroom

[mcfyodor]

*gently places another rat in your hand*

[mc-sigma]

Fyodor. Listen to me, I enjoyed these rats before but…this is out of control. Please.

[mcfyodor]

*gently places another rat in your hand*

[mc-sigma]

Fyodor I have no more hands for these rats.

[mc-sigma]

*gently places a rat in your hand* -mcfuck

Take it back or I will throw it into the bathroom

[mcfyodor]

*gently places another rat in your hand*

[mc-sigma]

Fyodor. Listen to me, I enjoyed these rats before but...this is out of control. Please.

[mc-sigma]

I want a Number 7, extra cheese. Oh and make the patty well done, I dont want that rat Dostoyevsky to give me the fucking plague again. Make sure those disgusting rodent germs are cooked out. Oh, and a DIET sprite, but go light on the ice, if it’s watered down at all I’m leaving a bad review on Yelp. Also don’t forget to take the seeds off the bun. I like the texture of the sesame buns, but no seeds. My employee Howard will pick up the order, in exactly 25 minutes. Have it ready. -@bkfitzgerald

@mcgogol Please…cook it while I take the sesame seeds off, we can’t have another bad yelp review

[mcgogol]

you can count on me!! ;o)

*opens coat*

*rats start skittering out all over the place*

there we go! :o)

[mc-sigma]

Gogol, please put the rats back I don't want them burning themselves on the stove-

[mc-sigma]

I want a Number 7, extra cheese. Oh and make the patty well done, I dont want that rat Dostoyevsky to give me the fucking plague again. Make sure those disgusting rodent germs are cooked out. Oh, and a DIET sprite, but go light on the ice, if it’s watered down at all I’m leaving a bad review on Yelp. Also don’t forget to take the seeds off the bun. I like the texture of the sesame buns, but no seeds. My employee Howard will pick up the order, in exactly 25 minutes. Have it ready. -@bkfitzgerald

@mcgogol Please…cook it while I take the sesame seeds off, we can’t have another bad yelp review

[mcfyodor]

awww he doesn’t like the seasme seeds…awww what a shame!!

[mc-sigma]

Fyodor. Please just go sit with your rats. I can give you the seasme seeds to feed your rats with if you want

[mc-sigma]

I want a lardge boneless pizza

Sir, this is a McDonalds.

[cinnafyoroll-deactivated2019072]

gimme boneless burger

[mc-sigma]

Okay. I can do that. What kind of burger do you want?