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[mccraycray4u]

Irony

Earlier, I was singing Drag Me Down at the top of my lungs and then I walked into my room and tripped over a bottle of mountain dew.

[mccraycray4u]

I was dragged down

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Irony

Earlier, I was singing Drag Me Down at the top of my lungs and then I walked into my room and tripped over a bottle of mountain dew.

[mccraycray4u]

So I just mixed cherry cola and mint chocolate ice cream together and that was probably the best decision I've ever made. It looked terrible but it was delicious

[mccraycray4u]

So I was at school on picture day and this guy was wearing a green polo and people were telling him he shouldn't be wearing green because it would blend in with the background. All he said was, "My mom and I discussed this and she said I could be a floating head in my picture"

[mccraycray4u]

I have a secret fangirl language that consists mostly of me trying to get air and speaking gibberish at the same time

[shannoncannon765]

I scream internally when I’m fangirling and then I go full retard and start jumping up and down or crying

[mccraycray4u]

That pretty much describes the rest of it

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Crazy ex gfs be like Over your shoulder you'll always be looking because I could burn your house down. So don't fuck around.

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I have a strict friend group; no outsiders allowed. Unless I think you're funny then you have a slight chance.

[mccraycray4u]

I have a secret fangirl language that consists mostly of me trying to get air and speaking gibberish at the same time

[mccraycray4u]

{Yells fuck boyeeeee}

The ground starts shaking.

{Tinder shuts down because there are no fuckbois for people to talk to}

Dust flies up and a herd of fuckbois come from out of nowhere and trample over all of the nice guys.

The fuckboi call has magic.

[mccraycray4u]

When someone says "If you eat makeup you'll become prettier"

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shannoncannon765 it wasn't stalking. It was an "accidental finding"

[mccraycray4u]

So I was texting my friend and she said "I know your secret" So I was like "okay then what is it" And she said "you shower naked" and I went all dramatic and said "ReAlly?!?!!?!! Omg. I feel like Hannah Montana! My secret is out for the whole world to see. How must they know that a civilian like me SHOWERS NAKED!!! OMG WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!?!" *I say shaking the person next to me vigorously*