My Godly Memes

this is just a dump of all my favorite memes.

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[talkingheadsfan]

monday morning melancholy. we continue to persevere

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[strokingout]

hold on i have to do everything

[mch3ll3]

talk dirty to me

[mch3ll3]

hey gang, been lowkey ghosting tumblr and realizing I won’t get anymore likes on my meme dumps 😭

[mch3ll3]

[mch3ll3]

i hope at least 1 person finds this funny

[junimolps]

Seaside day trip 🌊🐠

[horseimagebarn]

horse next to a glass of white wine that is equal in size to the horse who only has its upper half visible the horse is a rather standard looking horse but the glass is abnormally large perhaps due to a trick of perspective in which the glass is placed closer to the camera therefore appearing larger while the horse is placed farther away making it smaller or perhaps the glass is just unusually large or the horse is unusually small or maybe the gray background is a sign that the horse and wine glass are in some kind of strange alternate dimension in which everything is oddly proportioned maybe to cope with being transported to another dimension the horse has chosen to indulge in an alcoholic vice

[killxbunnyyy]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

[brucebocchi]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

[taraljc]

I lost it at the toaster and couldn't make it past the smoke detector before reblogging

[h0ped3lusion]

This is so satisfying to watch—

[mumintroll]

u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

[omar-little]

ahhhh finally the weekend is beautiful and wide open ahead of me. surely this will be the weekend I finally get my whole life in order and do the twenty-seven things I've been putting off and fix my sleep schedule and make memories with friends and discover my purpose in this world. surely

[copepods]

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

[copepods]

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

[lintubintu]

@holyknuckled like that?

[holyknuckled]

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

[mch3ll3]

I love tumblr 😭🫶🏻 #sowholesome #plsletmeworkinagardencenter

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[teathattast]