this Account Is Dead!!!

[kateoplis]

[death-by-lulz]

Aaron Paul being confused by fashion

[traumasuggestion]

I’m allowed to be angry about what happened. I am allowed to be angry about what you did.

[heateron]

tom hardy by greg williams

[showerthoughtsofficial]

I thought the Bermuda Triangle was going to be a bigger problem in my life when I was younger

[seinfeldworld]

[depsidase]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate those really vivid dreams that you’re still emotionally attached to after you wake up. You’re stuck, feeling for something that technically doesn’t exist.

[virgoassbitch]

Anyway I just can’t stand when people think it’s edgy or cool to have a stank ass unfriendly rude attitude towards people who have never even wronged them in any way shape or form. Being cold and unfriendly are not virtues sis

[megan-fox]

Jurassic Park (1993), dir. Steven Spielberg

[weavemama]

THE 👏🏾 ALIENS 👏🏾 ARE 👏🏾 COMING 👏🏾 BINCH

[perchov]

[37q-archive]

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

[noneeyewithleftyork]

THERE’S A GUY SCALING THE TRUMP TOWER IN NYC WITH GIANT SUCTION CUPS LIKE A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE STUNT AND IM LAUGHING

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: OKAY SO police are all over and they sent a window washer platform down from the top of the building but it was too far above him so then sent it back up and police just shattered a window slightly above him to try to get him and now he’s moving away from the hole in the window and continuing up he’s been climbing for like an hour now and they cant figure out how to get him down this is so incredible

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: LOOK AT HIM GO

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: they just inflated a giant inflatable on 56th street a third of nyc is in gridlock bc of this guy climbing the trump tower i cannOT BELIEVE

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: he’s on the 18th floor this so surreal

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: we’re approaching hour 2 of the climb and since the last update he’s made it up at least another 3 floors

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE:  SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM FROM INSIDE THE TOWER

A HERO

[noneeyewithleftyork]

update: apparently his name is steve and he’s from virginia

ASCEND, STEVE

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: they just used suction cups to pull two panes of glass into the building a few floors above him

you know what they always say. you cant fight fire with fire, but you should always fight suction cups with suction cups

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: HE’S TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THEM STILL IM CRYING WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK IS 2016????

[hessolo]

Who else is keen AF for a series of unfortunate events????? My 10 year old self is ready for the books that made me love reading to get the series they deserve.

[turnon]

the milk hate ends in 2017

[cactuseeds]

Milk is disgusting

[turnon]

okay but square up to me in a mickey d’s parking lot and we’ll see whose bones is breaking first

[novice-heartbreaker-deactivated]

If it comes in pale pink I am all about it regardless of what it is.

[mcliffordthebigreddog]

2016: year of cutting everybody off

2017: year of cultivating fulfilling and kind relationships with the people that matter

[distractful]