That one blog

thoughts that are too dark for my twitter

[mcmargie]

Spectrum of Sitcom Bastards

[lunaeregia]

idk how ppl just be drinking juice and soda all day and not even glance at a cup of water…………….like u don’t feel that? ur body shutting down?

[mcmargie]

This is my dad and he's had 60+ kidney stones so plz drink water kiddos

[mcmargie]

the worst part of spring is when you no longer have an excuse to stay inside and complain about the cold

[mcmargie]

i love how you can go on youtube and search ‘bill o’reilly owned’ and thousands of videos pop up

[mcmargie]

Apparently it's righty-tighty lefty-loosey and not righty-tighty lefty-lucy and my entire life as been a lie

[mcmargie]

What if time travel is possible in the future, but the reason no one has visited our time period is because right now we are so insignificant to the people in the future and no one will think we're interesting enough to visit compared to the big picture This is incredibly sad yet hopeful

[mcmargie]

I could probably be a great stand up comedian if i had exciting stories and anecdotes to tell and if i actually went outside and had a life.

[mcmargie]

Real talk

How did Frosty the Snowman get legs

[mcmargie]

You know you've reached enlightenment when you become an oxymoron

[mcmargie]

Statistically thinking, there is a very high chance that you share a menstrual cycle with someone famous

[mcmargie]

In elementary school, you could be a math kid or a spelling kid but never both

[mcmargie]

In Spanish today my teacher went around asking us questions and she asked me who i spent time with on the weekends and i was planning on saying "con mis gatos" which means "with my cats", but i accidentally said "con mis galletas" which means "with my cookies".

My Spanish teacher thinks I hangout with Oreos and now gives me sad looks

[mcmargie]

My definition of a friend is someone you can bitch to but can't bitch about

[babycthulhu4]

Your not a dalek wtf

(not to call you a bitch I’m sure you’re lovely….though that will not stop me from exterminating you)

[mcmargie]

*you're

because friends correct their hater's grammar.

[ryanhatesthis]

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

[slacktory]

I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness.

[girlkirby-deactivated20210706]

*Gets up from seat and leaves*

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

its been a million years and this is still hilarious

[wowbe]

i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the fuck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what