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[mcnaghann]

*little mix voice* Hey, how ya doin? I finally have time to come back and join you precious beans again. If we haven’t met, hi I’m Brooklyn! I played Andrea Russett , Ed Sheeran and Cam mooonths ago.  If you don’t remember, Cameron is an antisocial lil’ ginger who loves to travel & is a very sweet boy. His secret is that the show based Ian Gallagher around Cam in a way. Rather than having him seek professional help, the producers watched as his bi-polar disorder ,worsened and used that to make Ian more realistic. So yes, Cameron has bi-polar disorder.. but he tries to hide or mask it by using prescription drugs. he dabbles with xanax, percocet and other drugs.. That’s all I have for now so

[daily-men]

I grew up watching movies and television, and one day when I was really young I told my mom I wanted to become an actor, and she was really supportive and got me involved in local theater and commercials. From there I moved up to auditioning for movies and television.

[mcnaghann]

wow, man, my heart is rippin’ in half. every experience with nico is extremely different from the last, like, isn’t that enough to have ya’ thanking me for keepin’ you on your toes ? can’t believe they actually say that, i feel like you have a ‘lil something in you … if you wanted to. the mosquitoes over there would totally fuck me up, but i’m totally living for the aesthetic. all mine, huh ? just for the record, you really shouldn’t give me that much freedom. better yet, i think it’d be pretty damn cool to do both. why can’t everyone possess that same mentality ? fuck, this would really get me out of some sticky ass situations. whatever ya’ wanna call this keeps me more entertainment than whatever they could ever offer, that’s a promise. enlighten me, cam, what should i do to turn cute into perfect, huh ?

ah, seems like you’ve done this whole charming people thing before. now my heart is ripping in half.  well maybe they were right? then that ginger kid on youtube got pissed as fuck and people couldn’t say it anymore. maybe i do.. don’t know if you could bring it out of me though. we’ll see.  “living for the aesthetic?” i’m gonna gag. it’s just nice to be outdoors, man. the beaches there are insane. oh my god and the waterfalls? i can’t even begin to explain..maybe i do want to give you that freedom.. just to see what you’d do with it.  perfect? damn well, you’ll figure it out nico. you’re on the right path.

[mcnaghann]

could be, sure, but my innocence loves to remain intact ! want to, and have tried, but guess how many have succeeded … one. you’re curious and i’ll give you that, but i’ll give you the generic ‘i’m not like most girls ’ speech. i believe you’d be the have to have questions ! get it ? i have questions ? these movies are just ruining parenthood for me, honestly. one wrong move and my kid might stab me in the back. there’s some ginger wantin’ lady pissed that you just changed your mind right there, cam. i wouldn’t necessarily say that i’m ‘ happy ’ considering it wasn’t something that i did, but it’s pretty ironic and makes for a great story !

alright i’ll take your word for it. well i mean, i can believe it. you’re definitely keeping my attention so definitely not like most girls. right?! our kids could turn on us any second for doing one little thing wrong. and you can’t even be mad because that’s half of you. i like to think i was a good kid so i hope good karma comes my way if i become a parent. do you think people specifically go out seeking ginger babies?  well yeah but still. do you think their management team came up with that stunt? they can’t still be salty with you.. i guess it’d sort of be like one of my cast members wanting to leave shameless. i don’t know how i’d take it. everything has a right to change their mind though.

[mcnaghann]

TEXT: CAMERON

lex: just to a photoshoot of mine, someone i despise is gonna be there :)))

lex: just pretend to be supportive or something, please?

cam: you want me to sit in on one of your photoshoots??

cam: how's that fun for me?

[mcnaghann]

sounds good, just know that i’ll have to owe you my life after ! can’t really speak for every girl out there, but a big booty is pretty much essential for an everyday life. thinking ahead could have it’s advantages though, now being superior ? probably not as much, man. as much as it might pain me to say this, cam, but that’s actually a good point. you’d definitely be leaving other people to hang out to dry, at least you’d make it out. wow, i’ve never had anyone go out of their way for my happiness … well, i have, that’s not the point. nope, c’mon, let all of the judgement fly with the winds. probably more vacations than anywhere else, mexico’s usually the first option.

you won’t have to owe me anything. it’s what friends do, right? motivate each other and make sure they’re happy. huh. a big booty has it’s advantages? i’m interested to hear more about that theory. right?! i mean we all want to think we’re charitable and like helping people out but deep down we’re all sort of selfish. like life or death situation i have to think about myself. man i sound like a terrible person right now. have you now? well whoever else went out of their way for you is good in my books. mexico is nice. i’m a beach guy so how about a trip to mexico? tequila shots and all.

[mcnaghann]

i mean, you’re welcome to give it a go, but i highly d o u b t it’ll work. i have a heart of stone ! oh shush, you big flatterer, you ! i wouldn’t have thought we were at all big in the states anyway, so i’d give the lead to the o t h e r girl band there. rest of the world ? yeah, i’ll take that !

i mean, same here. feelings.. what are those? maybe we were meant to meet and i was meant to  make you swoon. just a thought. aw come on! little mix is legit. you never know, emmy may have blasted your guy’s album a time or two on set. you gotta have more confidence in your band.

[mcnaghann]

that’s true, i suppose i should be squattin’ my little life away while my legs are still able to bend. god, where have you been all my life ? like, seriously, you can inspire me to get back into shape. oh stop, my booty is slowly diminishing before my eyes since i don’t have time to do anything beside run lines. secretly, huh ? you should show it more often, it’s cute. i’m holding this offer extremely close to my heart, cam, no worries. people with that mentality usually get voted off the island first ! wow, look at you slowly making your way into my favorites list. i’m pretty sure that’s a sign of temptation … you have to drink. um, excuse me, do i hear a judgmental tone somewhere in there ? a girl can never have too many clothes.

i can be your coach, life motivator and gym partner. ah so all this working out is about keeping your ass? is that what every girl’s goal is when they go to the gym? okay that’s not true. people who have that mentality are usually superior and think ahead rather than in the moment. if we were in a life or death situation, i’d be able to think on my feet instead of working as a team. think about it, c. sounds like a plan to me. i’ll even let you pick the drinks.. since you think beer’s the worst drink on the planet. er, just a tiny bit of judgement. have you had any big splurges though? houses? vacations? 

[mcnaghann]

can’t ya’ just brush over that, like, just this once ? that’s going to fuck with my conscience, i’ll have to be out here caring about other people’s feelings … gross. easy, we can take a bro trip somewhere foreign as fuck ! or, you can just bring hawaii to me by jammin’ out on that ukulele. as for the other thing, ya’ never know unless ya’ ask. there’s this glourious thing called ‘ a break ’and you, my friend, could definitely use one. i have no other choice but to accept this since ya’ called me cute, take notes. c’mon, don’t sell yourself so short ! it’s been a couple minutes and i’m already close to sobbin’ over hanging out with you. damn, you’re not going to drag me out of that situation ? cockblock when ya’ have to, man.

i don’t think i can. it’s not everyday that i meet someone who asks me to distract them from girls then try to cover it up by calling me cute. well hey, if it helps i actually relate to the saying that “gingers have no souls”. so no feelings hurt here. foreign as fuck, huh? how about somewhere in south america? brazil’s pretty sweet. well we’re wrapping up filming for shameless right now but after that i’m all yours. whether we go somewhere “foreign as fuck” or just settle for a club here. why would i cockblock you man? if you fall for a stripper, you fall for a stripper. like i said before, you like who you like. however i may have to cockblock if they’re getting more attention then i am.  especially since you’re a cute tool and all.

[mcnaghann]

does this look like the face of a liar to you, cam ? excuse, i’ll have you know that i’m happily saving my virginity until marriage. it’s just what ? c’mon, dude, spill the beans. other than my obsession with bananas and tripping over my own two feet, there’s a handful of camila facts that you’d totally be fascinated with. like … i’ll think about it. vanilla’s a classic, an icon. hey, maybe one day they’ll come lookin’ and you, that’s like something straight out of those horridly cringe-infested lifetime movies. probably more cons than pros, if i had to choose one, but it was definitely worth every second of my happiness. i did, as much as i wish that i didn’t. i wasn’t even there and i was trending worldwide on twitter. so, who really won ?

actually, i don’t know. you could secretly be really sneaky. it’s just- you’re camila. i bet tons of guys want to sleep with you or have tried. i don’t know i’m just being an ass and making assumptions, my bad. god can you imagine? i’m just walking down the street and there’s a little me. that or an episode of the twilight zone.. or it could be a “bad seed” kind of horror movie. y’know what? i don’t think donating sperm is a good idea anymore scratch that.  i guess that’s true. but is trending on twitter really something to be happy about? i don’t know i’m not a huge fan of social media. it distracts us from real life.

[mcnaghann]

TEXT: CAMERON

lex: Can I borrow you for like three hours Saturday night?

lex: there's someone i have to deal with and i need you pretend to like me

cameron: hmm possibly.

cameron: where are we going?

[mcnaghann]

the only difference would be that i’m genuinely innocent, like, what’s sex ? i’m interesting, although i don’t think it means much if it’s coming from me. that’s where you’ll easily find me, man, there’s honestly no better company than some bomb snacks. exactly, i have no problem talking about things that i’m doing career wise but other than that … it’s pretty rough. that’s true though, i haven’t really seen many gingers runnin’ around. don’t worry though, i’ll just have to cherish ya’ while you’re still around. cool ? i mean, i get the reason why they would, there were talks of this ‘ fifth harmony ’ brand coming to a close. but hey, if being happy makes me selfish then i must be the most selfish person on this planet.

come on now, cam. don’t sit here and lie to me. it’s not like you’re a virgin or anything. i mean i’m not shaming you if you are, it’s just... anyways. no, no that means a lot coming from you. i’m sure there are tons of things i don’t know about you that are interesting.  i on the other hand am vanilla ice cream.  exactly! maybe i’ll have to donate my sperm to keep my people alive. but i don’t know if i like the idea that there would be random cameron babies all across the world without me knowing. well i mean yeah, there are pros and cons to what you did. sometimes you have to be selfish.. did you see their vma performance, by the way?

[mcnaghann]

c’mon, ya’ make me sound like a major dickhead when ya’ put it like that … besides, you’d be the cutest distraction. well, cameron, name something you want and i’ll try to give it to you. i think ‘ overconfident ’ hits it right over the head, but could you blame me ? exactly, fuck, just stickin’ to one gender is lame. hell, why even put a label on gender ? you are who you are, and everyone else could either fuck with it or get left behind. that’s not a little distraction at all, if we’re being honest. that’s you tryin’ to get me hooked, and well, i would stupid to decline such an offer.

don’t try to cover it up by calling me cute, nico. you just broke my heart into a million pieces. well there are tons of things i want but i don’t think you’d be able to provide me with them. for example i just wanna get away for a while. like to an island or the city.. some cliche bullshit like that. or a new uke, that’d be sweet. or sex. but we’re both busy people with jobs to do, so.  y’know i take it back, you’re kind of a tool, man. the cutest tool. trust me, you won’t get hooked. i’m pretty unforgettable. you’ll be over this whole friendship in about a week. maybe two. now if you happen to fall for one of the male strippers.. that’s on you. 

[mcnaghann]

nah, it’s a really great programme ! your characters sure do go through a lot of shit. yeah, i feel like american is a bit more slapstick whereas we’re a lot drier which probably says something about the type of people we are ! oh my god, jim & pam are relationship goals, honestly. god, anchorman is good ! that movie is h i l a r i o u s. see, being twenty four is great, it’s just like any other age. i mean true, we have no taylor swift song but eh. 

thank you, thank you. they definitely do. not gonna lie, sometimes i'd come home and just be drained from filming like shit ian  perfect way to describe American humor. not much though put into it. American humor is simple humor so I think you guys are a tad bit more intelligent. don't tell anyone I said that though. that is true but angela and Dwight are a close second. you see? it's not a good age unless taylor wrote about it perrie. now you gotta write a song about being 24. it's the only way i'll truly enjoy this age.

[mcnaghann]

nope, puppy dog eyes never work on me, i’m too cold hearted ! i mean, introduce me to my queen emmy rossum & make us best friends & you have a D E A L. 

okay but have you seen my puppy dog eyes? this could be my lucky day and somehow I melt your heart with them. ah i'll see what I can do. then again I don't think it'd be that hard to convince her to meet you. I think anyone would be thrilled to meet 1/4 of little mix. only girl band that's broke records and stayed together.

[mcnaghann]

you n’ me both, ‘onestly. s’a pretty wild thought, especially when nothin’ is certain n’ well m’definitely a more live for the moment type o’ lad, anyways. ah really ? well thanks ! i typically think i look a bit older as the years go by but, i appreciate the confidence though. twenty six came way too quick, s’like i was turnin’ twenty like . . yesterday. eh i reckon it’s a number as far as gettin’ older goes, anythin’ else not so much.

it's definitely better to live in the moment. if it helps, everyone thinks i'm older than I actually am. don't really know why, though. I feel you on that one. age literally just documents how long you've been on this earth. nothing more.  but some people say they feel a different age than they really are. I on the other hand feel like i'm twenty four. I've seen and experienced some shit but not too much you know?

[mcnaghann]

dude, try me ! you’re kind of my only hope cause i need a ‘lil distraction to keep me away from the ladies …. i’ll get into major trouble. i’m just happy you snatched the words outta my mouth cause i would’ve seemed like the ‘ toolbag of the year. ’ i’m into anything and everything, man, just remember. life is too short to have limited options, you know ? the crowd would definitely be cheerin’ you on while i’ll be hiding, you know, just in case they wanna tie me up. there’s no time to be mute when i’m askin’ them for dances. 

so this friendship went from going out and getting to know each other to me just being a distraction? damn. well if that's the case what's in it for me? other than letting another person in ? nah, not a tool bag. arrogant or overconfident maybe, not a tool bag though. well said, my friend. never really understood the whole labeling your sexuality thing. I like who I like so why should it matter? hmm taking you to a male strip club and potentially giving you a personal encore performance? if that's not a "lil' distraction" then I don't know what is, nico.