door city over here

[mcstump]

so if i took you to see bo live what would happen

tears and more tears and then a few more tears but I’d be quiet and respectful and wouldn’t heckle bc bo literally despises hecklers (well duh)

and then idk man I’d probably stare lovingly up at the stage with a constant smile on my face bc I just love him somuch and seeing his skinny, tall form actually real and in front of me would make me the happiest person on earth

and of course id want to meet him but idk how to go about that or what I’d say or how to act around him aye yi yi the thought alone makes me sweaty and shaky

and then id be eternally grateful that you took me to see my second favorite human on this planet and would hug you forever bc bO BURNHAM

we should arrange this his next tour someone’s gotta take me

[mcstump]

10 years ago to now - you’ll be ok lil del :-)

[mcstump]

anytime I listen to fall out boy literally all I can think is “what a time to be alive wow”

[mcstump]

ok me posting this 10 years ago….my SMFS prediction serve

[fischyplier]

Don’t wanna live if the thought of loving you is dead

[trainstationgoodbye]

@phoebe_bridgers: someone make fan fiction of me and phoebe waller-bridge please

[kisameanslight]

dennis reynolds + Drama™ 

[eastegg-deactivated20200528]

when toni colette said “that fucking face on your face”

[ironpour]

[blackmanwaldo]

[goobra]

[duskdragonxiii]

Me whenever im sick: save me osmosis jones you sexy little microscopic blue bitch

[proinsiascassidy]

rami malek: *breathes*

me: 

[rnby]

one of my favorite things about watching sunny is catching the cast either breaking or trying to hide their laughter so here’s a two minute compilation of it happening

[octopodeez]

james gunn got fired, that’s so sad

alexa call taika waititi

[barebackinq]

Marge Simpson woke up tamed her hair every day for the perfect beehive..she wore that DRESS honey waste snatched tiddies out elegant every day..had those BEADS bitch shined every day for ensure perfection! Marge Simpson, every day wakes up and thinks “here’s how I’m gonna gag the girls today” and slips on her icon red flats

[whysosirris]

[coolbeansmachine-deactivated202]

@busbug

[silversold-deactivated20181030]

someone: have you seen breaking bad?

me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing

[kendallroynsfw]

me: no arctic monkeys lyric will ever top “i wanna be your vacuum cleaner” ever. full stop.

arctic monkeys: ~ kiss me underneath the moon’s side boob ~

me: 

[tainbocuailnge]

death of a bachelor is a good song

[tainbocuailnge]

it’s a song about a dude being fucking stoked to marry his fiance and poking fun at the ‘marriage is the end right fellas’ culture by saying ‘guess ill die then! worth it!’ and i think that’s neat

[plasticroyal]