the mom of the year.

sideblog, follow from @solisnumen / --- the mother who deserves an award for taking care of these muppet boys.

[dakm]

本城アキラは使用済み生パンティ (@akira_honjou): http://twitter.com/akira_honjou?s=09

[mctsuyc]

honestly, what I need in my life is after episode 9 ( if Matsuyo learned that Jyushi had a girlfriend )  and helping him go through the sad period after Homura-chan moved away. Like --- mother just having a nice, long, and peaceful talk about first love and reassuring him if what. Like... I just need Matsuyo to take care of her children. 

I will probably come up with more ideas for each and every brother in like an hour or so, but this is like !!! stronk. 

[mctsuyc]

"Sooo..." Choromatsu is blushing nervously, he really didn't think this out through enough. How will his mother react to him having a 'soon to be' girlfriend? (she's not actually his girlfriend, but! he's crushing!) "Mom...how will you feel about me having a girlfriend soon?"

@choromachv

His words made the older woman stop cutting vegetables. The dinner could wait. If Choromatsu was speaking of something so important, she was ready to throw anything away and be sitting right in front of her son at the speed of light --- did he say, GIRLFRIEND ?   

Matsuyo, as expected, was already putting two cups of tea on the table and sitting on the other side of the table. Her third son was speaking of having a girlfriend. A real girlfriend, she hoped. Not the 2D or his idol --- she really hoped that was not the case. Despite her wishing for the best, Matsuyo knew all too well her sons’ flaws and hoping for too much would result in a huge, extreme downfall of her dreams. She didn’t need despair in her life as of now. So, she decided to treat this matter seriously. As serious and logical as she could. 

                 “Choromatsu, I will never be against you having a girlfriend as long as she treats you well. But, let me ask you this: what are her name and occupation?”   She just needed to be sure that it was a real person. Like, seriously, she was worried that despite him being the “most normal”, Choromatsu had his quirks that were making her question even him.   “Of course, I will be happy if you like that person and she likes you. If you are not ready to tell me her name, at least, tell me more about her as a person.”

Honestly, her true questions would be:  does she know that you are a NEET ?  does she know about your hobbies ? and is she ready to go on live concerts of Nyaa-chan with you ?   --- but she hid those deep inside her mind. 

[mctsuyc]

Ok, but Matsuyo is hella strong? I went through some -kun stuff and she nailed Iyami, Matsuzo, and some more ppl ??? like ??? is this where Jyushimatsu’s power come from ??  :”D

[mctsuyc]

            but heyyyy if you want to send something to Matsuyo (be it a hug, a sweet or candy, an ic ask or a letter from prison telling that one of her sons fucked up)  freaking do it !!   love the mom. ask for her advices !

[mctsuyc]

            Like for an IC ASK from MATSUYO !!   ‘cause I need to smh start this bloggy. 

[mctsuyc]

If one of her sons will get a girlfriend, she’s gonna cry. Like, not even in the crack-y way but because she’s just happy that her son found someone special. And Matsuyo will also be lowkey happy cause if one got a girlfriend, the others might as well.

[socialscalicn]

                        🌠 80 RAW MATSUYO ICONS 🌠                                           Square Icons || Circle Icons

Taken from Osomatsu-san’s episode 4.

Free to use and edit as much as you want.

Reblog/like if using (credit not needed).

Check for more raw icons here (or my older blog).

Character suggested by @choromachv !!

[mctsuyc]

Renata’s here to bring more badass muses, pals.  

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT HOW HARD IT IS TO BE A MOTHER ??  well, imagine if you had six children who don’t want to grow up and find jobs ?  matsuyo matsuno goes through it for many long years now, more than twenty, to be precise !!  do you wish to interact with The Mom ??  it’s hella easy, my dudes. 

Just LIKE or REBLOG this post, dears. Or simply send her an ask or ask to thread ! 

this is a sideblog which follows from solisnumen !!   if her muse will be stronger than now, I will create a full-fledged blog for her. ( or even a multimuse blog for ladies of oso san )